Ten minutes later: time for a progress check! Any recommenders?

Wow! Looks like I've gotat least about ten recommenders already! Woohoo! Rec list, here I come!
Except... wait...
[squints in for a closer look]

WTF?? Only 4 recommenders??
Why don't you fucking get a fucking normal-sized fucking name, people??? Clive all hat no horse Rodeo??? Are you kidding me???
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ok, ok, ok, it's not their fault, calm down-- 4 recommenders isn't bad, especially if I'm still at the top of the recent diary list... let's go take a look...

What? Four dairies already published since mine in ten minutes?? WTF???
And... huh?
[squints to take a closer look]

You have got to be absolutely sh*tting me! emptywheel? clammyc? occams hatchet? Is every single freaking high profile diarist required to dump their masterpiece on DailyKos the instant that I publish mine?
And looky here?! Rove is indicted?! Well lah-tee-dah! and Gore announces?! Right after I post my diary?! Go fucking figure! Not one scintilla of significant news for days, but when I post my best diary in weeks-- IMMEDIATELY, BOMBSHELL AFTER BOMBSHELL!!!
Well let's face facts, there's no way MY miserable little diary is gonna make the rec list now...
Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!
Meh, I guess Rove being indicted IS good news-- and I've got five comments at least...

...and maybe some people will offer up some praise for my increasingly-fragile ego, or maybe we'll have some interesting discussion...
...but wait... huh?
[squints in for a closer look]
WTF??

Five comments, and not one of them on topic?? No praise? No "Good diary skymutt"??? No well-formed responses to my finely-tuned themes?
And who exactly cares about a fricking broken link? I've caught Dick Cheney in a lie, for fuck sakes! Rome is burning, but skymutt's got a broken link-- that's how it is, eh cooky?
Siiiiigggggghhhhhh....
(lemme go fix that link while I remember.)