Ridiculous! Ridiculous! Ridiculous!
Sun Feb 04, 2007 at 08:35:16 PM PDT
ASS BACKWARD LOGIC!
Stop and THINK about this for a minute, folks:
The people that Iran is supporting in Iraq ARE THE VERY SAME PEOPLE THAT WE ARE SUPPORTING IN IRAQ. Iran is helping the SHIITES - WE are helping the Shiites. The SHIITES are not the ones fighting the U.S.; it is the Sunnis, and the Iranians are not supporting the Sunnis. The Sunnis are the ones targeting the U.S. troops in Iraq, and Iran is NOT assisting them in any way.
ANY ASSISTANCE THAT IRAN IS SUPPYING IS ACTUALLY HELPING THE U.S. SIDE.
Period.
More after the fold...
All these claims that Iran is helping "the insurgency" or "the terrorists" are bald-faced lies. The Iranians are the ENEMIES of the "insurgents" and the "terrorists". Just as the U.S. is.
The only parallel to such uninhibited lies is the end of WWII, when the Soviets suddenly became the enemy. The U.S. uses allies and then turns on them, WMD daggers in hand, when their usefulness has ended. In sort, our government are a bunch of sons of bitches - then and now. It was convenient - for a while - for the Iranians to be helping the Shiites - none of whom are targeting U.S. forces. Now that Bush needs to distract from his utter failure in Iraq, he points out true facts - that the Iranians have been sending supplies to Iraq. By then lying through his teeth that such supplies help "the insurgency", the MSM and the blogosphere turn out not to be able to figure out that the Iranians' supplies were always for the Shiites, who are on our side in Iraq.
Our government CHOSE who to support and set up as the government in Iraq, and it was the same side that
A. Supports terrorism around the world, and
B. Kicked us out in 1979 and established a Shiite Islamic republic, something that is not good for our side.
At the time we chose to oust the Sunnis in Iraq in 2003, we also de facto decided that we were on the side of Iran. We thus have to suffer our 2003 foolishness. But wait! No! We don't have to!
(Travel back in time to the early spring of 2003, when we hadn't quite yet really crossed into the Twilight Zone of WMD/non-WMD Middle East politics... You are a fly on the wall at the pre-Invasion brainstorming meeting of Neocon.Org... All the Nixon-was-jobbed pimple-faced geek chicken hawks are present and you overhear this:)
"But how can we take out the Baathists, when as soon as we do, the Shiites will come to power and then we will be helping the same people who really harbor and give aid and comfort to international terrorists?"
"Don't worry! We can have our cake and eat it, too! Here's how we do it and get revenge for 1979, too: Once we use Shock and Awe to obliterate the Republican Guard, and we have the Sunnis all huddled in their holes, the Shiites will be the rightful heirs to power, as you say. And with them in place, the Shiite government of Iran will begin to help them. We let them do that, up until we want to move on them. We will make sure that there are some occasional "suicide bombings" (nudge nudge wink wink). Then when we decide to move on Iran, too - hot damn! they got some nice oil fields! - we point out how many supplies have been coming into Iraq, and we blame Iran for the continuing terrorism, suicide bombs, car bombs, etc.
"Not only will they be helping us all along, but we will then turn that agaisnt them! What sweeter revenge could we have than to set up shop in a new impregnable U.S. Embassy in Tehran, one those little Muslim peons can't even dream of storming again?"
"Hey, that sounds pretty good. Who thought that up?"
"Wolfie. Too bad he couldn't be here today, but he told me to put it forth if any of you cowards were having second thoughts. Any comments?"
(silence except for a room-wide sigh...)
What a dumb bunch of people if they/we can't tell whose side Iran is helping and who is opposing the U.S. occupation.
Ridiculous!
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