Meta is *Good*

MetaJesus is smiling. After all the focus on other issues like politics, the flock has come home.

Home. To our community...

And a community must identify itself. It is not enough that an identity statement be published and everyone agree that that is indeed who we are and how we behave.

Real people live here. They need to talk to each other, not only about topics that interest them, but about how they talk to each other. MetaJesus knows this. He knows that souls must cleanse themselves of negative feelings by bringing them out into the open.

MetaJesus wants to welcome all of you to the meta side of the universe. He sees that some of you protest against being exposed to the meta world; that you wish to remain in your safe haven of topics of interest. Please don't fear MetaJesus. (this doesn't make him cry, BTW) If you look carefully, you can usually see signs that meta content can be expected in a diary. If you are not ready to embrace the meta, avert your eyes, do not enter the world that offends you. You will remain safe from harm.

•  I proclaim the Meta Wars at an end.

  by Lucius Vorenus on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 05:39:31 PM PDT

  •  ok, that's just asking for it!!!

    

    at this point any declarative statement is fair game!!!

    ;-)

    by buhdydharma on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 06:19:46 PM PDT

    •  Beautiful!

      Truly more than a thousand words.

      by Mr X on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 07:03:21 PM PDT

•  MetaSatan is laughing.

  by Lucius Vorenus on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 05:39:52 PM PDT

•  Every time you meta-bate

  God kills a kitten

  by psycho liberal on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 05:41:16 PM PDT

  •  I Thought...

    he choked a chicken.

    by Mr X on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 05:43:22 PM PDT

    •  No,...

      ...he spanks a monkey.

      by boran2 on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 06:13:01 PM PDT

•  Didn't you hear?

  MetaJesus was crucified.

  by Frankenoid on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 05:50:37 PM PDT

  •  Only a matter of time

    then until he's resurrected.

    by Warren Terrer on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 06:31:18 PM PDT

•  Soooo

  meta-meta-meta Lucifer doesn't exist?

  Do I get it yet?

  by john07801 on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 06:20:35 PM PDT

•  Most things are good. In moderation. n/t.

  what are you looking here for? I just said n/t.

  by Brecht on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 06:34:55 PM PDT

  •  I didn't look!

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    by DBunn on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 07:58:55 PM PDT