I've been leaked the text of the speech that will be fed into Bush's teleprompter. While there's no guarantee he will read it exactly--he tends to skip over or move around words accidentally--it will at least let us to get the conversation started early.
My fellow Americans
blah
blah
mandate
lie
9/11
blah
terror
safer
lie
we're still at war
blah
2006 campaign
blah
here come the orange alerts
[applause]
blah
alito
blah
roberts
lie
lie
blah
Dems are pussies
[applause]
trying times
blah
new orleans
blah
blah
i do like black people
blah
republican black people
(shot of sidney poitier, no, wait, that's the oscars)
blah
blah
clean up
rebuild
blah
i was there
lie
lie
nothing like baghdad
9/11
blah
heck of a job
halliburton
[applause]
our brave men and women in uniform
blah
lie
plenty of armor
9/11
blah
morale is high
9/11
blah
never to come home--soon to come home!
[applause]
abc anchor blown up
lady journalist video
blah
al says we don't torture
lie
blah
we're not like those animals
blah
lie
cheney says they've got the right idea here
[applause]
democracy
blah
iraqi people
lie
blah
purple finger
blah
it only looks like a civil war
[applause]
mission accomplished
[applause]
democracy
blah
democratic obstructionists
lie
i can do what i want
blah
i'll give you democracy
blah
blah
did i mention 9/11
lie
we're enablers
enablers of freedom
we need some enabling acts
[applause]
alito
blah
roberts
[applause]
health care
blah
don't get sick
blah
cowards get sick and run
[applause]
going forward
blah
blah
national security
blah
is social security
lie
blah
drafting the elderly
[applause]
my beautiful wife
my beautiful daughters
my little brown brother
get another shot of my little brown brother
jesus
america
halliburton
[applause]
good night
lie
and god bless america
(ominous thunder)
[applause]