What IS Inhofe??? (POLL) [UPDATED]

As many of you have heard, Senator Inhofe recently said:

"I have been called -- my kids are all aware of this -- dumb, crazy man, science abuser, Holocaust denier, villain of the month, hate-filled, warmonger, Neanderthal, Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun,...And I can just tell you that I wear some of those titles proudly."

Inhofe said he was proud to be "most" of these things:

Dumb
Crazy Man
Science Abuser
Holocaust Denier
Villian of the Month
Hate-filled
Warmonger
Neanderthal
Genghis Khan
Attila the Hun

Soooooooooooo which ones fit him best??

UPDATE

We have a winner!!!!

Genghis Khan is the LEAST like Inhofe

Mr. Khan could not be reached for comment, but I'm sure he's quite happy

•  you forgot "all of the above!"...nt

  by Rumarhazzit on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:00:23 PM PDT

  •  AAAaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh

    you are soooo right

    by RumsfeldResign on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:00:58 PM PDT

    •  already voted....

      if I could vote again "all of the above" would be my choice!! But then again, it's good to know what he's best at.

      by Rumarhazzit on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:05:35 PM PDT

    •  Naah

      Then everyone would vote "all of the above" and the poll would be less fun.  It's better this way.

      by pontificator on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:12:44 PM PDT

•  you forgot "Moron".

  by Do Tell on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:03:58 PM PDT

  •  MorAn. n/t

    by inclusiveheart on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:22:54 PM PDT

  •  Dumb fits (n/t)

    by gizmo59 on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 09:14:40 PM PDT

•  Dumb...

  ...I think is a key ingredient for all of the items before it.

  Being any of those things is most often contingent on being stupid  I kind of resent the use of the term "Dumb" in that context.  Dumb just means no sense, ignorant, or naieve, but Inhofe is plain stupid.

  by a dumb dreamer on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:06:40 PM PDT

  •  I was thinking the same thing

    by RumsfeldResign on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:07:55 PM PDT

    •  Someone around here...

      ...I forget who, presented a riddle:

      If given the choice, would you rather be stupid, lazy, or mean?

      I chose lazy because in my wildest nightmares I'd hate being stupid or mean.  

      But seems like some of these republicans would much rather be stupid or (sometimes and) mean.

      by a dumb dreamer on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:10:35 PM PDT

      •  They're definitely not lazy.

        These are goal-driven people.  True believers.  They are Peppers.  Full of vim and vigor.

        Aggressive stupidity is the worse kind.  Lazy stupidity is responsible for the popularity of bad TV shows, not wars.

        by LithiumCola on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:19:25 PM PDT

•  I'm going with "hate-filled science abuser."

  Trilobites.  The man hates trilobites.

  

  by LithiumCola on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:16:56 PM PDT

  •  No - - he loves troglodytes

    http://redwing.hutman.net/...

    by klw1963 on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:26:10 PM PDT

    •  Some people might call you troglodytes

      I call you my base. . . .

      by klw1963 on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:26:54 PM PDT

  •  satan made fossils!

    by james risser on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 09:14:37 PM PDT

•  So which one isn't he proud of??

  I'm guessing Neanderthal and Dumb, just because of his ego.

  by bobbyd100 on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:23:39 PM PDT

  •  I would hope that

    he wouldn't be proud of Holocaust denier, but that's probably too much to ask.  To think in this day and age, in this country, such an individual could be elected to the Senate.  Way to go Oklahoma.

    by gizmo59 on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 09:34:46 PM PDT

•  Nutcase.

  More and more I think that the Reagan Administration's obsession with releasing mental patients was rooted in a belief on their part that those people were going to be important constituents for the conservative movement.

  More and more I think I am right about that.

  Inhofe is like the poster boy for nutcase politics.

  by inclusiveheart on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:26:06 PM PDT

•  Zombie

  by NewDealer on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:28:52 PM PDT

•  Inhofe

  A virulent form of STD that can only be caught from oneself. Very rare, you don't want details, believe me.

  by high uintas on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:29:09 PM PDT

•  I've often thought

  Inhofe, Domenici and Conrad Burns were triplets. They look alike and are all assholes.
  One down (Burns) two to go.  

  by Panda on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:34:50 PM PDT

•  Ass-Milk?

  by WarCriminalGeorge on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:39:18 PM PDT

  •  Umm

    Ewwwww!

    We are the deciders - Molly Ivans

    by Pokerdad on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 08:46:19 PM PDT

•  What is he? I think the REAL question is...

  ...where are we gonna launch him?

  by Johnny Gentle Famous Crooner on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 09:02:23 PM PDT

  •  working on it

    by RumsfeldResign on Mon Mar 05, 2007 at 06:13:22 AM PDT

•  i've written it before,now i'll show it

  

  _______________

  it's their screen name because they couldn't figure out how to spell "moran."

  -9.75 (e), -7.18 (s)

  by dadanation on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 10:41:00 PM PDT

  •  And they look alike

    Hahahahaha

    

    by Panda on Sun Mar 04, 2007 at 11:09:51 PM PDT

    •  b-i-n-g-o

      and inhofe was his name-o

      _______________

      it's their screen name because they couldn't figure out how to spell "moran."

      -9.75 (e), -7.18 (s)

      by dadanation on Mon Mar 05, 2007 at 01:23:37 AM PDT