"The National Commission for Presidential Debates announced today the format for it's first 2004 Presidential debate.
"In a departure from tradition, Dean campaign manager Joe Trippi will face BushCo campaign manager Karl Rove in a 10-round boxing/wrestling competition.
"After contentious negotiation, Mr. Trippi was allowed an internet connection, although limited to a T-1 line; Mr. Rove was allowed to wear his extra-pudgy size boxing gloves, although limited to one hidden shiv per hand.
"After each round, Trippi may rehydrate with up to 12 ounces of Diet Pepsi, while Rove may rehydrate with up to 12 ounces of strawberry SlimFast."