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•  ok

  I thought the video was laugh out loud funny.

  I had to share it!

  by michael1104 on Tue May 01, 2007 at 09:53:55 PM PDT

  •  a true classic...

    ... should be posted regularly.  I guess this beats a live blog of the "prejident's veetoe" after all.

    by Iowa Bob on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:00:55 PM PDT

  •  That's just wrong (or Right)

    Is this the DC Madam we heard so much about?

    by God loves goats on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:16:40 PM PDT

  •  Trying to Imagine What to Give Wife to Ingest

    to get her to sit through it and see the humor.

    We're old enough that I think I may have to paraphrase it.

    by Gooserock on Wed May 02, 2007 at 12:12:34 AM PDT

  •  This is great.

    "You forgot about Poland!"

    and was that Barney that Bush was umm... ?

    by doinaheckuvanutjob on Wed May 02, 2007 at 01:09:19 AM PDT

  •  Link duly forwarded

    My friends wonder where I find some of these goodies
    Bwahahahahahaha

    by Thestral on Wed May 02, 2007 at 05:45:30 AM PDT

•  I really thought this would

  be a serious troll diary.

  But that IS funny.

  by Jeffersonian Democrat on Tue May 01, 2007 at 09:57:35 PM PDT

  •  Actually I still half thought....

    ...that it was a pornspam diary until I got to the comments.

    Maybe I'd better watch this.

    by Corwin Weber on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:46:15 PM PDT

    •  It IS porn spam

      that's the beauty and creativity of this satire.  It puts into perspective, by using a seedy example, the porn that is regurgitated by this administration everyday.

      BTW, here in Germany, those advertisements start at about 11 or 12 at night and you get to see full breasts!  "Whoo Hooo - Breasts" (in my best Homer Simpson voice)

      by Jeffersonian Democrat on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:56:18 PM PDT

  •  Oh bloody hell.....

    ...ok I went from a brief chuckle to actually cackling.

    :D

    by Corwin Weber on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:49:09 PM PDT

•  212

  I believe that is the DC area code.  Warmest regards, Doc.

  by Translator on Tue May 01, 2007 at 09:58:00 PM PDT

  •  212 is Manhattan

    202 is DC

    by apdva on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:02:59 PM PDT

•  You forgot Poland!

  I'll admit, I laughed :^)

  by Diaries on Tue May 01, 2007 at 09:58:33 PM PDT

•  Since when did Faux News become a phone in

  news service?

  by shpilk on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:24:06 PM PDT

•  Good lord it's late

  Obviously

  by a a on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:33:06 PM PDT

  •  Light night on DKos is when the best edgy stuff

    arrives. It's rather mojoless, comparatively, but worth it
    for what we find.

    And this video rocks, and I say that as a female human.

    by begone on Tue May 01, 2007 at 11:08:02 PM PDT

    •  Late night on Dkos is when a poster says

      "Light night" instead of "Late night."

      And means both, somehow.

      by begone on Tue May 01, 2007 at 11:10:40 PM PDT

      •  sigh

        you remind me of the classic pair of riddles:

        Q. What's the difference between hard and dark?
                   (A. Dark lasts all night)
        ...and

        Q. What's the difference between hard and light?
                   (A. You can sleep with the light on)
        

        sorry. couldn't resist

        by Thestral on Wed May 02, 2007 at 05:49:25 AM PDT

•  I haven't seen my Lie Girls

  in a long time I passed this link around at work when I first found it way back when. Thanks for posting. Still hot as ever.

  by rightiswrong on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:37:50 PM PDT

•  Politics, American Style

  Love it or leave, leave it.

  by dorsano on Tue May 01, 2007 at 10:45:36 PM PDT

•  Have you seen this one?

  http://www.youtube.com/...

  by Ningen on Tue May 01, 2007 at 11:19:27 PM PDT

•  "I'm a Cowboy" Hat Has Communist Chinese Star

  More perfect than Neoconia itself.

  by Gooserock on Wed May 02, 2007 at 12:11:17 AM PDT

•  C'Mon IP Tracers--

  $50 says we can't verify any fundamentalist ministers watching it.

  I'm just sayin'.

  by Gooserock on Wed May 02, 2007 at 12:14:31 AM PDT

•  It Was Fresh In 2004, When It Came Out

  Its amazing to watch it again and it's still fresh.  Much humor based on current events goes stale.  They did a great job with this.  Thanks for reminding me of this.

  by BigBite on Wed May 02, 2007 at 02:21:53 AM PDT