I'm Voting For Pedro, GOSH!

I am disenchanted with every candidate on both sides of the aisle and those in between of the aisle- (or in the case of Gravel and Romney somewhere in outer space).

Please fill the comment section with reasons why all the candidates are not qualified, especially the Democratic candidates who are running against your pet Democratic candidate.

This will help us all make a decision more easily, as well as entertain.  Meanwhile here are the top ten reasons I am voting for Pedro:

10)Pedro is sensitive

9)Pedro has facial hair that only takes a couple of days to grow.

8)Pedro looks sexy in a hoodie.

7)Pedro will have your back.

6)Pedro has a sweet bike.

5)Pedro will eliminate nipple number five.

4)Pedro will build a cake.

3)Napolean Dynamite will be Secretary of State.

2)Pedro offers us his protection.

and the number one reason I am voting for Pedro:

•  He will make all my wildest dreams come true!

  by Krush on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 04:47:46 PM PDT

•  Me, I am voting for Go-Go

  para Presidente.

  Vote Goat!

  by immanentize on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 04:50:49 PM PDT

  •  tough to choose

    Between Go-Go and DiDi (reference).

    by N in Seattle on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:06:47 PM PDT

•  Nice to know...

  that Idaho hasn't taken away your sense of humor.

  I'll vote Pedro because of his cool hairpiece. Rudy should use one.

  by Morgan Sandlin on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 04:58:37 PM PDT

  •  Idaho has enhanced it!

    My cousin sent me a scolding  about how I shouldn't have written that diary about Idaho. I had no idea she was keeping an eye on me online. ;-)

    She lives in Sweden and is very liberal and she is orginally from here-she said I was too using too broad of a brush.

    Anyway, I am getting used to it again, the people here are very nice, and thoughtful. I mean they really sit down and 'think' about things.

    It has just been a culture shock.

    by Krush on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:05:44 PM PDT

•  Disenchanged yes but waiting for Clark

  I don't want to start bashing other candidates this early but I think we know the one-line shortcomings of declared ones (ie, Clinton too polarizing, Obama too inexperienced, Edwards too much a soundbite, Richardson too loyal to La Raza (Gonzales), Kucinich too naive, everyone else too insignificant)...am I bashing?

  The bottom line for me is that the party system is so biased against thoughtful debate to determine the best qualified candidate, the country is in such a terrible state domestically and the world such a tinderbox that none of the candidates who think they can be President could actually meet the challenge.  

  C'mon Wes, run damnit RUN!

  Check out www.securingamerica.com and tell me what you think of Wes Clark.

  by IanC on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:00:20 PM PDT

•  Almodovar?! nt

  by sabershadow on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:01:39 PM PDT

•  OMG!!!!

  Troll Diary! Troll Diary! Call the police!

  You're supporting a third party!

  Quick, let's get that "tip jar" into hidden comments, it's the only thing that can save this blog!

  We must Krush this flagrant dissent.

  by ord avg guy on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:09:41 PM PDT

  •  Who's the only one here

    who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/...

    by kitchen table activist on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:57:46 PM PDT

•  *Sigh* I am waiting for Gore

  I am hoping that it will more fruitful than "Waiting for Godot."

  by Irish Patti on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:14:51 PM PDT

  •  Gore for me! (After Pedro)

    by Krush on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:15:44 PM PDT

  •  Cheers to that.

    I'm still Waiting, too.

    by Marcus Tullius on Thu Jun 21, 2007 at 12:53:31 AM PDT

•  Tancredo is Da Man!!!

  http://www.dailykos.com/...

  by buhdydharma on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:36:20 PM PDT

  •  omg

    'America is full?'

    scary

    America is full of dumbasses

    by Krush on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:41:47 PM PDT

    •  Come on in!

      The houses on either side of me are vacant - they've been empty for a long, long time.  Lots of "for sale" signs around here.  

      I'm voting for Pedro.  He will solve the sub-prime mortgage crisis!

      by willb48 on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 06:20:41 PM PDT

•  read my

  t-shirt

  by waitingforvizzini on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:42:05 PM PDT

•  Let's vote for Borat!

  At least he's honest and funny.  I really need some good laughs. I've recently been diagnosed with LDD (Laughing Deficit Disorder).

  by Gabriele Droz on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:42:59 PM PDT

  •  Splitter!

    We must all support Pedro.  Your comment disqualifies you as a progressive.  Why do you hate Pedro?

    by willb48 on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 06:18:06 PM PDT

•  Me too.n/t

  by abbeysbooks on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 05:46:27 PM PDT

•  thanks for fixing the tags on this very important

  diary!

  by Krush on Wed Jun 20, 2007 at 06:26:40 PM PDT