I just posted a comment using a bit of the end of Lewis Carroll's "The Mouse's Tale"--and somehow started thinking of Bill O'Reilly.
The result, with abject apologies to the good Rev. Dodgson, is below the fold:
"The Louse's Tale"
"Bill says to
them all, That
that dare
make a
call,
'Let us
both go
to law:
I will
prosecute
you.--
Come, I'll
take no
denial;
We must
have a
trial:
For
really
this
morning
I've
nothing
to do.'
Caller
said to
the cur,
'Such a
trial,
dear sir,
With no
jury or
judge,
would be
wasting
our breath.'
'I'll be
judge,
I'll be
jury,'
Said
cunning
O'Really;
'I'll try
the whole
cause,
and
condemn
you
to
death.'"