Breaking: Bush to have colonoscopy

Yes, the fact that Bush is having a colonoscopy is BREAKING news, while talk of vetoing health care legislation for children, wars that are failing, etc, are page 9.

Personally, I think, as usual, the Bush is administration is lying, so I've posted a poll pertaining to what they're really diong this Saturday.

I'll remove this diary shortly.  However, since it was BREAKING news, I figured that it was worthy of a diary.

•  Diaried a few times below

  Could you delete this one please?

  by PatsBard on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 09:57:02 AM PDT

  •  I assume you told all the folks

    except the first person who posted to delete their diaries too?  Or are you my personal diary police.

    by TeresaInSammamishWA on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 09:59:18 AM PDT

    •  Someone piss in your wheaties today?

      I was polite in my request.

      by PatsBard on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:03:56 AM PDT

    •  We're all

      . . .diary police on a community-moderated board.  Whether PatsBard or others neglected the previous duplicates is not relevant to this diary.  

      by cardinal on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:06:19 AM PDT

    •  Dear Diary Author, your diary does not meet the

      ... following criteria:

      It's a duplicate of others, not original, and offers no new insight or info.
      It has no link nor other source information.
      It does not have 3 original paragraghs.

      There's your very own personal Your Diary Sucks™ message. Have a nice day.

      by AmericanRiverCanyon on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:40:58 AM PDT

    •  this is the way it is done

      when people make duplicate diaries they knock other people off the list, reducing the time that they are available.

      If you have problems with the rules, take it up with Kos.

      by thepdxbikerboy on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:57:58 AM PDT

    •  deleting sooner rather than later would be

      appreciated.

      by thepdxbikerboy on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 11:08:59 AM PDT

•  This is NOT GOOD

  Bush will get brain damage from teh procedure, Cheney will become Dick Tater.

  - Albert Einstein

  by Walt starr on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:01:44 AM PDT

  •  "I found the tumor, kind of small."

    "Psst. That's not a tumor."

    by bam bam on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:05:43 AM PDT

  •  How would we know? n/t

    by GTPinNJ on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:08:16 AM PDT

•  I guess that's where they'll find...

  ...the Senate Republicans.

  by eugene on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:06:20 AM PDT

•  Why not?

  He had a lobotamy years ago

  by mpc 12 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:13:17 AM PDT

•  No one is saying what they will find

  Bush has claimed executive privilage.

  by fatbyjhnsn on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:16:58 AM PDT

•  Two things

  1. Cheney's Thumb

  2. Weapons of Mass Destruction

  by Scoopster on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:20:37 AM PDT

  •  #3 Joe Leiberman n/t

    by bernardpliers on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:23:38 AM PDT

•  Actually it called CRIS

  Cranial

  Rectal

  Inversion

  Syndrome

  by 7November on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:30:16 AM PDT

•  Other=All of the Above

  And maybe they'll find his brain in there, too.

  Now, here's an interesting thought: what happens
  if they accidentally perforate his colon, and he
  dies? Are we really stuck with Ch*ney? And does this
  mean we get to run his batteries down more quickly?

  by JeffW on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:33:05 AM PDT

•  done multiple times already, please delete

  by thepdxbikerboy on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:45:03 AM PDT

•  How Will They Know...

  ...when to stop?

  by InquisitiveRaven on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 10:52:39 AM PDT

•  I predict it will show

  that Bush is full of shit, even after a major purging with extra-strength laxatives

  by irishwitch on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 11:06:40 AM PDT

•  I know what they won't find anywhere in his body,

  A heart.

  by Topaz7 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 11:13:39 AM PDT

•  E. All of the above!

  As an additional test result doctors are hoping to finally locate a "SOUL!"

  by goldkeyrealty on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 11:30:14 AM PDT

•  He's thinking less clearly than usual

  so they're doing a procedure to improve circulation to his brain.

  I'm sure he'll arrange it by just dropping in at the nearest emergency room.

  by Cowalker on Fri Jul 20, 2007 at 11:31:57 AM PDT