Slogans for Mitt Romney's Campaign

I think everyone can agree that John Edward's expensive haircut has not helped his campaign.  The whole ordeal has certainly been overblown, har har har, but it did get significant media play and fed into the mantra that John is a pretty boy.  Image does matter, so, unfortunately, such media coverage can hurt a candidate.

Which leads me to the question: why has Mitt Romney's $300 expenditure for make-up not received more press coverage?  

I do believe that Romney is the most serious threat to the Democrats.  The man can campaign and debate.  He has been all over the map on so many issues (man, I would love to see his Teddy Kennedy debate in a commercial), but he is a fierce campaigner.

I think the dkos crew needs to help the mainstream media with a slogan or catchy jingle to make Mitt's makeup scandal a little more interesting.  

Here's my shot at it:  

Maybe he's born with it.  Maybe it's Mitt Romney.

I know it's weak...any better ideas out there?

•  Why Have Just One?

  Oops!
  Wait a minute - -
  That's for Giuliani.

  by johnnygunn on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 09:47:14 PM PDT

  •  Zing!

    by EvilPaula on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 09:48:14 PM PDT

  •  Giuliani doesn't just have one...

    he has 9/11.

    and did I mention, 9/11.

    by Trix on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:21:39 PM PDT

    •  I was thinking

      of wives and/or mistresses...

      This refers to Giuliani, or course.  I would never say anything crass about the past of Romney's religion.  

      I save that stuff for fark

      by EvilPaula on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:43:35 PM PDT

•  He seems

  very vulnerable to me because he has changed so many positions in order to appeal to the far right.

  As far as Romney's "presentation skills," I do agree that he seems to do well on the campaign trail (especially with attacking GOP rivals and Dem opponents). He would be a tough candidate, if only because the GOP Machine would get behind their candidate 100%. (What do they care about his past positions...they just want to win).

  But, anyway, here's my slogan: "Make it up as you go along."

  by turning blue on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 09:51:11 PM PDT

  •  Easy Breezy Beautiful CoverUp. n/t

    by kitchen table activist on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:38:31 PM PDT

•  I have already posted this too many times

  but what the hell
  
  
  

  by EvilPaula on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 09:51:11 PM PDT

  •  d'oh!

    I didn't see your comment.

    great minds, and all that jazz...

    :-)

    by Trix on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:22:16 PM PDT

•  → I'M WITH STUPID ←

  :-)

  by Trix on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:19:38 PM PDT

  •  STAY OUTTA MY HEAD

    by EvilPaula on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:45:10 PM PDT

•  If you want to beat Romney..

  why don't you just start asking some of us from Massachusetts what he was like as governor?  Oh, the
  stories we could (and will!) tell.

  by lvillelass on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:31:04 PM PDT

  •  Listening to him talk...

    it doesn't seem like he enjoyed the experience much either... MA is, apparently, a hellhole of liberalism and he can't say it enough!

    by dantyrant on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 12:31:01 AM PDT

•  Mitt Romney is made out of cardboard

  he is a cardboard cutout, 1/8" thick and superficial and stupid.
  He is simply made from paper.

  by steelman on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:52:52 PM PDT

  •  really?

    I was convinced he was a Muppet.

    

    by section29 on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 11:14:16 PM PDT

•  ummm

  Mitt Romney - Hey...at least I'm a monogomist.

  Mitt Romney - I sold all of Mass. to developers.

  Mitt Romney -  you think I wake up looking this glamorous?

  Mitt Romney - I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

  Mitt Romney - All the worst the 70's had to offer rolled into one man.

  by lightnessofbeing on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 11:07:41 PM PDT

•  here's a few

  Romney for President! We'll wash your station wagon, and take care of your little dog, too!

  Mitt Romney, because life is too short to be this stupid

  Mitt Romney will make a great President
  .... of a Kennel Club

  Official Romney Campaign Song
  Xenu's is just all right with me

  Mitt Romney's VP Pick
  Tom Cruise

  by shpilk on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 11:32:09 PM PDT

  •  Mitt Romney, friend of jerks

    Friend of Anne Coulter, embraced her
    Friend of offensive sign holder
    Friend of campaign staffer illegally posing as cop

    Friend of a__holes jerks.

    Etc.

    by doinaheckuvanutjob on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 03:19:31 AM PDT

•  Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful...

  ... hate me because I pander.

  by Dewey Kneadleeders on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 11:53:23 PM PDT

•  More Men In Guantanamo...

  ... More Women to Marry!

  Romney '08

  by Dewey Kneadleeders on Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 11:55:52 PM PDT

•  Mitt Romney

  If you don't like my stand on the issues....wait a week.

  by Wes Opinion on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 12:04:56 AM PDT

•  Here's one

  'Ooh!  What are these!  I got keys!  jingle jingle look at the shiny keys!  Aren't they sparkly?'

  by scionkirk on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 12:27:29 AM PDT

•  President? This Mitt doesn't fit. n/t

  by Gram E on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 01:04:28 AM PDT

•  I think deconstructing Romney would

  work better with visual imagery.

  His infamous road trip with dog on top of car and his hosing the dog down after he was so frightened by the ride that he soiled himself probably is as much insight into Romney's character as Americans need.

  One could end it with the screen fading to black and the words "Would you trust this man with the safety of all our children?".

  by alizard on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 02:42:47 AM PDT

•  Mitt... because he loves torture

  n/t

  by doinaheckuvanutjob on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 03:20:27 AM PDT

•  Romney Campaign Slogan

  Mitt Romney - Avoids Military service by doing Mormen mission work in F R A N C E!!!!!!!

  Slogan:  

  We Support the War - You Fight it
  Six kids - No Vets in the Family
  Active Duty is for Those people
  Support that ends at the Recuiter's Door
  Avoiding the Action - a Republican Tradition
  We Talk - You Kill
  Volntary Military - Please volunteer so we don't have to

  by ATF98YN on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 04:53:01 AM PDT

•  Mitt will treat America like his wife

  With the Mormon Missionary Position

  by OHdog on Fri Jul 27, 2007 at 05:40:15 AM PDT