You have the presents, thank goodness that's done: I mean how many ties can a man have and how much bubble bath does a woman need (heh)?
Now all you have to do is wrap it all. Not to worry here's an easy guide to wrapping presents for the holiday.
Simple, wrap to your recipient.
- Love and Kisses for your SO, sisters and Mother
- Hugs and Handshakes for your Father and Brothers
- Color matching paper for those corporate gifts
- Blue for the Democrats and Brown for the republics
But what of the special cases?
- That redneck brother-in-law - Steamed off beer labels from all those bottles he left laying around your house.
- That neocon Aunt and Uncle - The specially printed "IMPEACH" paper you created this week.
- The misogynist nephew - Pink, gotta be Pink!
- The racist niece - That "I love Mexico" bag you got in Tijuana, complete with green, white and red ribbons.
- That obnoxious Fox News loving cousin - Toilet paper, of course!
Use your imagination and good luck with the ribbons and bows.
Crossed wrapped with Love and Hugs at My Left Wing