In This Diary We Force You to Vote for Hillary Clinton

what kind of democrat are you, you snivelling windbag -- always carrying on about 'the politics of hope' and such drivel?  you must support her, and you will, you ungreatful, worthless swine of a "democrat".  

so take your atavistic swill about "principles" and shove them up your poop shoot.  the 60s are over, (sunny is dead and cher has been embalmed at a wax museum in palm springs), and in case you haven't got the memo: this is the brave new world already in progress.  so get with it buster.

after your done with your little bake sales for peace and your childish complaints about the corporate take-over of your existence, get in line and pull that level.

politcs of hope?  blahhhh hah ha hhah .  thats not the way the world works kiddo.  have you been outside lately?  seen any hope out there?  whats "hope" going to do for you when you meet a deranged psychopath in a dark alleyway?  whats your hope going to do for you when theres a large crocodile attached to the end of your arm?

there is no hope, only polls, beltway speak, focus groups, and james fucking carvile (your personal democratic jesus).  there are no deanie babies in heaven, nor any john edwards afro wigs.  and there sure as hell aint no barack hussain obamas (hes soft on terror).  

so now is the time to shut up.  the votes are in from Iowa and New Hampshire.  the pundits have spoken.  and now it is time for you net-roots green sprouts to get the memo.

that is all.

•  Feh.

  by lgmcp on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:44:27 PM PDT

  •  i would like to take this moment to thank my

    sponsers

    by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:49:19 PM PDT

    •  Too bad you can't thank your grammar teacher. nt

      by GeckoBlue on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:21:44 PM PDT

•  That's "Sonny"

  by The Raven on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:47:15 PM PDT

  •  you and your hippy-like obsession with facts

    details....blahh

    by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:50:49 PM PDT

    •  Yeah, but he was a Republican

      So, as a hippy, I didn't like him.

      by The Raven on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:53:30 PM PDT

      •  the important fact is that your voting for hill

        and we thank you for your support..

        that is all

        by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:57:46 PM PDT

  •  Babe,

    Ain't no hill or Mountain we can't climb.
    ;-) Oh yeah!

    by enough already on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:59:51 PM PDT

•  Snark tag added. n/t

  by Boreal Ecologist on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:48:02 PM PDT

•  Isn't satire supposed to be funny?

  Just checking.

  by The Termite on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:49:23 PM PDT

  •  clearly, you've yet to get the memo

    HRC or ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:04:23 PM PDT

  •  You sound like every woman I meet.

    You and your "standards."

    "Jokes should be funny," she says. "Put some pants on," she says. "Stop stalking me," she says.

    Well, I don't have to take it anymore.

    by dennisl on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:09:36 PM PDT

    •  we thank you for your mindless support

      now put a decent shirt on for godsakes

      by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:12:20 PM PDT

    •  Now THAT is funny.

      by The Termite on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:29:51 PM PDT

•  Oh, DAMMIT.

  I meant to click on another diary! Now I have to vote for Hillary. Curses and drat upon you!

  by droogie6655321 on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:50:19 PM PDT

•   Word salad

  This is what your post is like.If you have something to say then say it.You sound like the patients I used to work with at the VA psych ward.

  by kayfromsouth on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:50:36 PM PDT

  •  are you voting for hillary or not?

    answer the QUESTION!!!!! you sexist

    by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:51:43 PM PDT

    •  Try to Be Coherent Next Time

      I felt you could use the suggestion, much as I hate to add to the comment count in this non-diary.

      by Mr X on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 12:57:15 PM PDT

      •  ohhhh............ burn

        what information are you looking for, sir?  you are voting for Hillary Rodham Clinton like you have been told.

        there is nothing else to "know".

        that is all

        by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:00:06 PM PDT

•  What the hell?

  Well, that's two minutes of my youth gone.

  by brownsox on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:06:47 PM PDT

  •  just get the memo!!!

    you got the memo yet?

    by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:10:35 PM PDT

    •  didja

      get that thing I sent you?

      by Chilltown on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:15:16 PM PDT

      •  thanks..love gravel by the way

        but we were put on this earth to vote for hillary

        by elephantitis on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:21:10 PM PDT

        •  She is us, and we are her, and we all sing

          together.

          Ready for the "three minute love?"

          by gabbardd on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:30:37 PM PDT

      •  Why was this TR'd?

        I'm uprating.

        by brownsox on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:22:13 PM PDT

•  WE ARE BORG.

  WE ARE ONE.

  by brooklynbadboy on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:14:48 PM PDT

•  Some people have been acting like this today.

  But they were not being snarky.

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  by gabbardd on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 01:28:56 PM PDT

  •  How about?

    Must vote sweat shop.

    Must vote union buster.

    Must vote Joe Lieberman's friend.

    by William Domingo on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 04:00:08 PM PDT

•  john edwards afro wigs

  now THAT is funny.
  save a rainbow dye-job for me.

  by MarketTrustee on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 02:11:22 PM PDT

•  What time is O'Rielly on?

  And is there gonna be an open thread?

  And why am I asking you, Mister my-shift-key-is-broken-and-I've-dropped-my-pipe-be-right-back?

  by CJB on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 02:11:50 PM PDT

•  Not gonna happen

  Most American Presidents (at least the elected ones) hasve insisted on a policy of containment against unfriendly countries that acquire WMDs. That was out policy with Russia and China, and it worked.

  The radical Hillary believes it is OK to invade a country if they acquire WMDs. TYo vote for her is to embrace that radical policy, the one implemented by Bush.

  Even with  a nuke aimed at my head I won't vote for such an irresponsible leader. No way. No matter how many diaries are written. Not even when Kos himself insists. No. Period. Never.

  by MakeChessNotWar on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 02:34:48 PM PDT

•  I admit it.

  I laughed.

  by Mehitabel9 on Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 03:49:24 PM PDT