What a relief! This morning I woke up and Al Gore was president. The economy was booming and the deficit was steadily being paid off. The World Trade Towers were still standing because President Gore took immediate action and prevented the attack when he received his daily briefing (PDB) entitled "Bin Laden determined to strike US." Furthermore, when I woke up this morning, the nation was at peace. There was no war with Iraq because there was no reason or justification to invade and Gore saw no reason to lie to the American people to justify such an invasion. This morning I picked up the paper and read that, five years after Gore lead the nation in signing the Kyoto Treaty, Global warming had been reversed and that the Earth's climate was stabilizing.
Wow, it is so great to be able to wake up from a bad dream!