Daily Kos: This diary was not written by the real Bob Johnson YES IT WA

This diary was not written by the real Bob Johnson YES IT WA

by Bob Johnson

Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:49:59 AM PDT

PLEASE check your computers fo

I'm sick of Democrats. Ron Paul represents a real choi

Don't believe that asshole! That's not me! I have just wrestled back con

So what if I have spent hot, sweaty, Idaho summer nights in the back seat of Larry Craig's Ford Excur

DAMN IT! Someone has wrested control of my Dail Kos accou

Obama? No way. Negro. Clinton? No way. Vagina. Edwards? No way. Mole. Richardso

FUCK! Someone, an administrator, ANYONE, I NEED HEL

Not only that, but I just read a classified report that stated that Bush's IQ tested out at 153 which makes him a gen

FUCK IT! I'm logging off! If anyone knows how I can get rid of this virus, please e-mail at bj3416@airportsex.b

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This Comment... (26+ / 0-)

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... was not written by Savage.

"Salvation for a race, nation or class must come from within. Freedom is never granted; it is won. Justice is never given; it is exacted." A. Phillip Randolph

by Savage on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:48:28 AM PDT
- Vote Ron Paul! (39+ / 0-)
  
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  NO, DON'T!
  
  by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:52:53 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Now, I'm really confused. . . (11+ / 0-)
    
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    Who are you, Bob Johnson?
    
    Tell your healthcare and insurance horror stories at Guaranteed Healthcare
    
    by nyceve on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:58:00 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
  - Dosen't Ron Paul bake these cookies (6+ / 0-)
    
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    in a hollow oak tree? First spinach and catfood, and now even the cookies are bad for us!
    
    "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!" McCain doesn't need a presidency. He needs a Playstation.
    
    by The Gryffin on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:00:25 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Fish sticks. (8+ / 0-)
      
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      You're thinking of his wife.
      
      by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:04:04 AM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - Ron Paul's wife (7+ / 0-)
        
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        has fishdicks?
        
        Oh, nevermind. I mis-heard.
        
        "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!" McCain doesn't need a presidency. He needs a Playstation.
        
        by The Gryffin on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:07:08 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Prayer dimples for hairy fishnuts? (5+ / 0-)
        
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        (Vintage Opus)
        
        "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
        
        by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:15:04 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        most Opus is vintage n/t (3+ / 0-)
        
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        O world,no world,but mass of public wrongs,confused and filled with murder and misdeeds
        
        by Brian B on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 12:00:25 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
MKinTN didn't recommend this diary (16+ / 0-)

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It wasn't me, I swear!

Buy Mojo Friday gear and support our troops! Much better than a damn magnet.

by MKinTN on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:50:32 AM PDT
To be totally honest - (25+ / 0-)

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I'm not sure there even IS a real Bob Johnson... I do believe in Rex though.

by Pandora on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:51:04 AM PDT
- "real Bob Johnson"? (15+ / 0-)
  
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  Isn't that an oxymoron? Some kind of moron anyhow.
  
  This sentence is false.
  
  The REAL Ahianne (they'll believe that, heh heh heh...).
  
  Another OWW4O (thanks, Cyber Kat!)
  
  by Ahianne on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:15:09 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - but I thought we were right wing trolls? (10+ / 0-)
    
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    A view from the border you need to see.
    
    by buddabelly on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:24:43 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
  - You must be speaking the truth... (11+ / 0-)
    
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    I googled the phrase '"bob johnson" moron' and came up with 715 hits including your comment above - so apparently you're right!
    
    by Pandora on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:46:02 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
- What does... (8+ / 0-)
  
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  A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
  
  Lies awake and night and wonders if there is a Dog.
  
  Rex. Is. The. Dog!
  
  by RichM on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:40:09 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
R0|\| 4@\/1 R0>< (15+ / 0-)

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Founder of the Committee to Save asdf

by droogie6655321 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:51:12 AM PDT
This diary was recommended by me n/t (13+ / 0-)

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/=o

European Tribune / The Oil Drum / EA2020

by Jerome a Paris on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:51:14 AM PDT
Wow (35+ / 0-)

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bj3416@airportsex.b

That's a lot of airport sex.

"Welcome to Idaho Republican Airlines. Tampering with the Senator in the lavatory is allowed, especially when we reach our optimal cruising altitude"

Presidential politics is like jumping into raw sewage with your mouth open -- Batfish

by Frank on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:51:31 AM PDT
- "cruising" (17+ / 0-)
  
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  Ha.
  
  Founder of the Committee to Save asdf
  
  by droogie6655321 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:53:49 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - "Thanks for coming out today." (14+ / 0-)
    
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    Paging Dr. Freud--closet case on line one.
    
    "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
    
    by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:23:05 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Boy, no shit. (4+ / 0-)
      
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      He mentioned that he hadn't called a lawyer. Apparently there are no speechwriters in his rolodex either.
      
      Now, go spread some peace, love and understanding. Use force if necessary. - Phil N DeBlanc
      
      by lineatus on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 01:19:51 PM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
All troll ratings by me in this diary (27+ / 0-)

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are caused by the virus. I swear.

by citizenx on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:52:35 AM PDT
- Fucker (19+ / 0-)
  
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  You're my favorite poster.
  
  by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:53:44 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Now I know it's not really you. (18+ / 0-)
    
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    by citizenx on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:54:35 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
This comment was not written by Plutonium Page (29+ / 0-)

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KITTY pR0|\| NUDE KITTY!! CLICK TO "ENLARGE"

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. -- Bruce Springsteen

by Plutonium Page on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:53:25 AM PDT
- Holy crap! (34+ / 0-)
  
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  PhillyGal is logged in as Plutonium Page!
  
  Founder of the Committee to Save asdf
  
  by droogie6655321 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:54:25 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - You get three toys for that remark (17+ / 0-)
    
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    <")~ <")~ <")~</p>
    
    LIFE * I have lived enough of it (one year short of 8 decades) to know that I am still a pupil.
    
    by Luetta on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:01:29 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Sweet (17+ / 0-)
      
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      I'd rather have three bourbons.
      
      |~|
      |~|
      |~|
      
      Gulp!
      
      Founder of the Committee to Save asdf
      
      by droogie6655321 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:04:40 AM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - Isn't it a little early for that. (12+ / 0-)
        
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        Unless you're a talentless former child star or a not gay republican?
        
        "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
        
        by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:13:47 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - So sorry but this cat only has toys (5+ / 0-)
        
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        LIFE * I have lived enough of it (one year short of 8 decades) to know that I am still a pupil.
        
        by Luetta on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:57:42 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
Dear NotBob (24+ / 0-)

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Let's meet... no, not at the airport... too crowded.

How about

here?

All snark is dedicated to station wagon.

by Eddie Haskell on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:53:58 AM PDT
- |-|@XXX0R$ @\/#|\|u# (11+ / 0-)
  
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  Founder of the Committee to Save asdf
  
  by droogie6655321 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:55:21 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
- Is that a tree in your backyard.. (22+ / 0-)
  
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  ..or do you just have a wide stance?
  
  Presidential politics is like jumping into raw sewage with your mouth open -- Batfish
  
  by Frank on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:55:24 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Jeff Bagwell had a wide stance. (17+ / 0-)
    
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    And a big bat.
    
    by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:57:06 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - He's retired - but you're not. (2+ / 0-)
      
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      And step away from the bat.
      
      "But their gift is an empty snake, Carrying hypocrisy in its mouth like venom" - Sami Al Hajj
      
      by walkshills on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:51:28 AM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
  - You're kidding (13+ / 0-)
    
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    This scandal already has its own jokes?
    
    Founder of the Committee to Save asdf
    
    by droogie6655321 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:00:03 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Dude-- (18+ / 0-)
      
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      This is us you're talking about. I'm sure this scandal already has its own websites. And songs...
      
      "In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern not gay senator..."
      
      "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
      
      by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:12:04 AM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - The made for teevee movie (11+ / 0-)
        
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        will be out on Monday.
        
        All snark is dedicated to station wagon.
        
        by Eddie Haskell on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:23:09 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Starring Gavin McLeod as Larry Craig. (6+ / 0-)
        
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        Special cameo by Beau Bridges as President Bush.
        
        "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
        
        by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:30:52 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - And poems (5+ / 0-)
        
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        Senator Craig I Am
        
        I am not gay with a coked up page
        I am not gay with the underaged
        I am not gay when I tap your foot
        I am not gay keep your big mouth shut
        I am not gay in a bathroom stall
        I am not gay, not gay at all
        
        There's more on Huff Po.
        
        John McCain says women shouldn't have the right to choose.
        
        by Cowalker on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 02:02:20 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
Damned Script Kitties (37+ / 0-)

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**Less than three months until the general election.**
Just a reminder for those who have other priorities.

by Spathiphyllum on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:55:59 AM PDT
- Toys for the pooyie ~("> ~("> (3+ / 0-)
  
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  LIFE * I have lived enough of it (one year short of 8 decades) to know that I am still a pupil.
  
  by Luetta on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:23:30 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
O come on it - it's just a cookie. (nt) (13+ / 0-)

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Two war crimes make 'the right', not 'a right'. Defeat the liar John McCain.

by Yellow Canary on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:56:53 AM PDT
- If this virus means (17+ / 0-)
  
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  you can argue with yourself...well, hell, I already do that.
  
  by pamelabrown on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:58:38 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
- You mean it's Pastor Dan's fault? (14+ / 0-)
  
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  I knew I should never trust a preacher.
  
  The time for action is past. Now is the time for senseless bickering -- My T-Shirt
  
  by Frankenoid on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:02:27 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
Gosh you are typing like I do. (15+ / 0-)

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Sometimes, when I am at work and I hear or see someone heading into my office, I find I have to hit POST quickly. Later when I am checking my account I find tons of mistake and cringe that my IQ is not as high as the Preznut, as reported above. I doubt that seriously. If it hits 30, he should sell.

So, this is my one and only explanation of why I write Our but it comes shows as out. Or bet and but. It is the playing on DailyKos when I should be accounting.

I'm voting for the Democrat! End of story!

by BarnBabe on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 08:59:28 AM PDT
- The surge us working (20+ / 0-)
  
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  SHIT!
  
  by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:01:14 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
Warning: Do NOT click the link in this comment! (9+ / 0-)

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HARD_DISK_ERASER.EXE

Warning: Do not click the above link. Don't even think about it.

You hear the howling of the Cwn Annwn

by suburi on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:01:25 AM PDT
J♦○*** (14+ / 0-)

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☻♥☻☺♂♀

▬♫☼♪►

The lesson of that history is that you must not despair, that if you are right, and you persist, things will change. -Howard Zinn

by blueyedace2 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:06:49 AM PDT
- Now THERE'S a good-looking man! (12+ / 0-)
  
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  Bullshit! He has NO LIPS!
  
  by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:08:56 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Even b→77eR... (10+ / 0-)
    
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    W@r H◄r☺!
    
    The lesson of that history is that you must not despair, that if you are right, and you persist, things will change. -Howard Zinn
    
    by blueyedace2 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:15:04 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - I LIKE it that leading Republicans have no lips. (10+ / 0-)
      
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      Really? I think it's freaky.
      
      by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:17:05 AM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - TrIf♂cta... (10+ / 0-)
        
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        ☼f Li¶le§§N☺ss!!!!!!!!!
        
        The lesson of that history is that you must not despair, that if you are right, and you persist, things will change. -Howard Zinn
        
        by blueyedace2 on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:21:58 AM PDT
        
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        He's about to remove his forehead cover (16+ / 0-)
        
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        ... and reveal the wires.
        
        RUDY ALL THE WAY!
        
        by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:23:59 AM PDT
        
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      - Shhhhh... (7+ / 0-)
        
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        No lips means they're aliens. Don't tell anybody--it's a secret. They do anal probes on you--in public restrooms.
        
        George W. Bush isn't an alien--but Laura is. She got carried away and sucked all his brains out.
        
        "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
        
        by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:28:03 AM PDT
        
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        So the reason she's acting so odd is (9+ / 0-)
        
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        she's still blasted out of her mind on the coke, then?
        
        NNSL '08 and D&D at NN 08
        
        by Moody Loner on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:31:52 AM PDT
        
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        Maybe so, but (4+ / 0-)
        
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        BUSH ALSO HAS NO LIPS! Neither does Cheney!
        
        Why did it take us so long to notice??? Why? (bangs head against wall)
        
        The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
        
        by sidnora on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 01:11:00 PM PDT
        
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        Herb Caen noticed this (2+ / 0-)
        
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        decades ago. That is why they had to kill him.
        
        It was a dead giveaway when Bush Sr. said "Read my lips!"
        
        "I wish that for just one time You could stand inside my shoes You'd know what a drag it is To see you" - Dylan
        
        by Floja Roja on Thu Aug 30, 2007 at 07:42:23 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
I knew Bob Johnson. (27+ / 0-)

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I had not gay sex with him in an airport restroom. He was a friend of mine.

AND YOU'RE NO BOB JOHNSON!

"Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."

by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:09:47 AM PDT
- Sex in an airport restroom (19+ / 0-)
  
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  with a not-gay Republican senator entitles you to membership in the Heil My Club.
  
  All snark is dedicated to station wagon.
  
  by Eddie Haskell on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:29:51 AM PDT
  
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  - I wouldn't belong to any club... (21+ / 0-)
    
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    That would have me and my member.
    
    "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
    
    by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:32:44 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Funniest. thread. ever. (10+ / 0-)
      
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      Top comments, you guys.
      
      John McCain--Anti-choice and anti-woman!
      
      by Sharoney on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:38:03 AM PDT
      
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      - Uh oh (7+ / 0-)
        
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        ... is that like being outed?
        
        All snark is dedicated to station wagon.
        
        by Eddie Haskell on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:32:00 AM PDT
        
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        Sorry. Not my specialty. (6+ / 0-)
        
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        Besides, I'm old enough to know all about you from the TV show, you smarmy little glad-hander, you.
        
        John McCain--Anti-choice and anti-woman!
        
        by Sharoney on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 11:24:05 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
I plead guilty (17+ / 0-)

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temporarily.

fouls, excesses and immoderate behavior are scored ZERO at Over the Line, Smokey!

by seesdifferent on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:12:46 AM PDT
- But I'm still not gay. (7+ / 0-)
  
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  Sen. Craig--when did you stop having sex with men? Just answer the question senator, WHEN DID YOU STOP HAVING SEX WITH MEN?
  
  "Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole. Troll-be-gone...apply directly to the asshole."
  
  by homogenius on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:29:11 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
I heard (9+ / 0-)

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it was Kos' biggest problem.

NNSL '08 and D&D at NN 08

by Moody Loner on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:29:41 AM PDT
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  I'm not! Lalalalala!
  
  "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!" McCain doesn't need a presidency. He needs a Playstation.
  
  by The Gryffin on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:04:45 AM PDT
  
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  - Fine (2+ / 0-)
    
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    But when the e-l33t ub3r-h@xx0r redirects your diary page to http://the-gryffin.dailykos.com/ don't say I didn't warn you...
    
    NNSL '08 and D&D at NN 08
    
    by Moody Loner on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 11:42:17 AM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
9/11 was an inside job... (11+ / 0-)

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wait... i didn't say tha

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain

by dotdot on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:35:44 AM PDT
- The Senator Craig Rendezvous (5+ / 0-)
  
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  was an inside job!
  
  "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!" McCain doesn't need a presidency. He needs a Playstation.
  
  by The Gryffin on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:57:45 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - As in blow or hand. (5+ / 0-)
    
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    by Bob Johnson on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:59:58 AM PDT
    
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Yo' - I'm ZappoDave the DailyKos Hacker! (8+ / 0-)

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All your posts are belong to me now ...

I'm a variant of the LaRouche virus strain, now modified to include Ron Paul.

But this !!

This is not Bob Johnson, a good Bob Johnson piece is errr ... half this length.

by ZappoDave on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:46:29 AM PDT
This is so NOT one of the funniest diaries ever! (8+ / 0-)

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I mean IS not not

No, I'm mean not no...

Wait. never mind.

by Katzy on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 09:52:41 AM PDT
- That is because the sox thief (3+ / 0-)
  
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  stole Rex's PC and is using Bob's cookies
  
  LIFE * I have lived enough of it (one year short of 8 decades) to know that I am still a pupil.
  
  by Luetta on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:32:57 AM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
An Alan Smithee Production (7+ / 0-)

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Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: #34 "War is good for business...but only from a distance, the closer to the front lines, the less profitable it gets"-8.25, -6.21

by Jacques on Wed Aug 29, 2007 at 10:39:14 AM PDT

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TrIf♂cta... (10+ / 0-)

He's about to remove his forehead cover (16+ / 0-)

Shhhhh... (7+ / 0-)

So the reason she's acting so odd is (9+ / 0-)

Maybe so, but (4+ / 0-)

Herb Caen noticed this (2+ / 0-)

I knew Bob Johnson. (27+ / 0-)

Sex in an airport restroom (19+ / 0-)

I wouldn't belong to any club... (21+ / 0-)

Funniest. thread. ever. (10+ / 0-)

Uh oh (7+ / 0-)

Sorry. Not my specialty. (6+ / 0-)

I plead guilty (17+ / 0-)

But I'm still not gay. (7+ / 0-)

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9/11 was an inside job... (11+ / 0-)

The Senator Craig Rendezvous (5+ / 0-)

As in blow or hand. (5+ / 0-)

Yo' - I'm ZappoDave the DailyKos Hacker! (8+ / 0-)

This is so NOT one of the funniest diaries ever! (8+ / 0-)

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