Bush Lies!

In case you didn't know.  WMD in Iraq, Yellow cake, Aluminum tubes, "Mushroom Cloud," Progress in Iraq,  Rebuilding NOLA, Mars human expedition, "Mission Accomplished!" "I answer to a higher father."

Bush Lies.

It may seem like common knowledge around here, but about 25% of the nation needs to be informed.

Do your best.  I am.

Bush Lies.

For those of you who can stomach the speech tonight just remember I am using "Lies" as a verb.

Post your favorite/least favorite Bush Lie(noun) in the comments.

•  My fav.

  Osama; "Dead Or Alive"

  by Gator on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 03:46:35 PM PDT

  •  Bush is such a consistent liar, that we

    almost never catch him telling a truth.

    He is so very consistent that it  starts to look less like lying and more and more like him playing a character up a stage.  Just suspend your disbelief, can you almost picture a desert triumph looming on the horizon?  Beautiful - fly the flags, and strike up the band!

    by Thomas Twinnings on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 05:35:46 PM PDT

    •  Every utterance he ever has made or will make

      is a lie.  Including his protestations of being a Christian.

      by Bronx59 on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 05:52:14 PM PDT

•  What was the weight on that perch he said he

  caught?  Of course, it's just a fish story. I mean, the man surely wouldn't lie about something really serious?  :-----(

  by phrogge prince on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 03:48:53 PM PDT

•  Wow. Who'd have thought?

  Bush lies.  Duh. It's interesting to read the euphemisms Democrats use to avoid calling Bush and his cronies liars.  

  by cas2 on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 03:59:40 PM PDT

•  A wiretape requires a warrant

  or I'm a uniter not a divider or I listen the generals on the ground.  Truly, the list is endless...

  by dansk47 on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 04:05:14 PM PDT

•  Colour me surprised

  Slap me silly and call me grandma.
  No shit Sherlock
  Well, duh.
  I'm obviously outsmarted by cheese.
  I'm just three experts short of an antitrust suit.
  I'm keeping my cognitive wetware in the shrinkwrap on this one.
  I confess, I'm a few planets short of a federation.
  I admit that I'm a Backstreet Boy in a Talking Heads world.
  Homer on parade, if you will.
  Still cutting with rounded scissors.
  Well down the highway without a roadmap.
  Not the smartest pecker in the coop.
  In competition with a bag of hammers.
  At least one Brady short of a Bunch
  Have a vacancy at the Synapse Motel
  T minus dumb and counting

  You know what I"m saying?

  (Re-cycled from a disappeared OC diary)

  DFooK

  by deepfish on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 04:28:12 PM PDT

•  Stop his allowance! n/t

  by fatdave on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 04:49:05 PM PDT

•  Whatever happened to Mars?

  That seemed a really good boondogle - nobody gets hurt.

  by Thomas Twinnings on Thu Sep 13, 2007 at 05:26:20 PM PDT