Bill Hicks on closeted Repugs

Because copyright infrigement is still your best entertainment value:

Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?

(Oh, there's a lot more. follow below...)

Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush just stand around pissing on him? And his little piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard?

"Unh.. Unh, I can't get hard, Reagan, pee in my mouth!"

"Well, how's that, Rush?"

Still can't get hard, so they call in Barbara Bush.

She takes her pearls off, puts 'em up his ass, then squats over him.... undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees, like some balless scrotum...

"Unh! Unh! Unh!"

She squeezes out a link into his mouth, and finally his dick gets half hard.

"Oooohhh!!"

A little clear bubble forms on the end, with a maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble, and runs off and joins a Pro-Life group somewhere.

Am I the only one that sees that? Thank God I'm not alone.

R.I.P. Bill Hicks.

I highly recommend obtaining a copy of "Rant in E Minor". Even though Hicks died in 1994, almost all of his political commentary sounds like it was ripped from today's headlines.

•  Ah sweet dreams to you too, goatchowder.

  Hilarious, whatever the kops say.

  by melvin on Sat Sep 01, 2007 at 10:24:00 PM PDT

•  This is a true story you know.

  Eichmann and Prince Bandar were there too.

  by Nab on Sat Sep 01, 2007 at 10:33:29 PM PDT

•  Imagine Bill Hicks working w/today's material n/t

  by Birdman on Sat Sep 01, 2007 at 10:58:53 PM PDT

•  Hicks on politics

  "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs."

  "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking."

  "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding both puppets!"

  Does this post get me banned?

  by judasdisney on Sat Sep 01, 2007 at 11:03:28 PM PDT

•  Wow, and you wonder

  why he died so young?

  People who piss off Barbara Bush have a weird habit of dying young.  

  And I can't imagine anything that would piss off Barbara Bush much more than THAT.  

  I know, I know, he smoked a lot .....

  by theyrereal on Sat Sep 01, 2007 at 11:28:16 PM PDT

•  Here are some more great Hicks quotes

  on a diary I did a few weeks ago.

  They were about the first gulf War...but still seem to work today.

  by EvilPaula on Sun Sep 02, 2007 at 05:24:42 AM PDT

•  From the great New Yorker Profile....

  by John Lahr

  "Go back to bed! America is in control again. . . . Here . . . here is American Gladiators. Watch this! Shut up. Go back to bed. Here’s fifty-six channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin’ skulls together and congratulate yourself on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free!"

  by murrayewv on Sun Sep 02, 2007 at 05:45:24 AM PDT

•  Dumb title, though.

  What did this rather disgusting rant have to do with closeted republicans?

  by homogenius on Sun Sep 02, 2007 at 07:29:59 AM PDT

•  I bought "Rant in E Minor" after reading this...

  An amazing, simmering, boiling, stew of a record. Thanks for the tip.

  by zanseattle on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 01:22:47 PM PDT