In light of GWB's recent
demonstrations of pure leadership I have the following suggestion to solve one of the problems that New Orleans is having right now. One would hope it could lighten Great Leader's burden and allow him more time to solve other pressing issues, and, you know, ride his bike and stuff.
I heard that NOLA police don't know what to do with the looters (I am referring to those jewel thieves and the ones with the guns, etc) if they were to arrest them. Well, I know a spacious place with lots of security and plenty of hard labor to be done of, you know, clearing of brush and all. How's about we ship 'em all to Crawford Ranch until, say, January or December of next year. Seems only fair!
"This morning, about 7:05 am Eastern time, George Bush was interviewed by Diane Sawyers on ABC's Good Morning America. This is what he said:
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees."
{sputter}{gasp}