Apparently I have a "few things to learn" here at the Daily Kos. So enlighten me if you will. See if I got a few things straight.
- Lenny Bruce and Abbie Hoffman were cool guys. But use any of the language they used to describe candidates and you're being "inappropriate".
- No one has a sense of humor here so post every diary as if it's going to be published in a Medical Journal.
- If you don't like candidate x, and say so, expect a comment from supporters of candidate y AND z.
- The diaries posted by "big names" are not to be soiled by dissent. This site was made so people can keep their comments to themselves.
- If you haven't been here 3759085725 years BEFORE "Crashing The Gate" came out you're not cool and should shut up.
- Any suggestion of corporate influence on an election requires you to wear a tin-foil hat and fear the Free Masons.
- Anyone caught mocking site visitors will be deleted by the Nocturnal Council that will then visit you in your commenter's prison so they can persuade you to "see it their way".
I seriously can't wait till my Xbox 360 gets out of repair so I can go back to ignoring this election spectacle and the people who encourage it.
From what I've experienced so far, the majority of you people are pseudo-intellectual political fucktards with egotistical personalities that if they were from the right-wing would rival Hitler.
Most of you actually believe the candidates are going to make this country better and absolutely shit all over anybody who brings up the fact that they're actually just high-class whores trying to please their campaign funding sugar-daddies so they can get a chance to head Capitalism Inc.
But thats way out of line because we all know big business doesn't influence YOUR candidate right? No no, your candidate is really the one who offers true change. It doesn't matter that none of them discuss their plan on how they're gonna do it but they most certainly will!
My only form of advice is just to sit back and enjoy the once in a lifetime event of watching an empire die just like the many empires before it.
But my advice means nothing.
I'm an asshole, loser, jerk, etc. who has no idea what he's talking about because I couldn't begin to wrap my tiny brain around the wealth of knowledge that liberal bloggers have obtained over the years. Yeah, that's it.
And if I left anything out like "i'm a prick" or if you have any other rules I need to know about please tell me in the comment thread below because you're going to anyway.
This piece of shit is gonna go do lots drugs now. K bye.