Breaking News from Illinois where an Xbox 360 has sat in the state for a week without going to it's proper destination, McAllen, Texas.
I suspect Obama heard about me trashing him on the Daily Kos and pulled some strings to have UPS stop my package in is his home state...where he smoked pot...and did cocaine.
Either way you're stuck with my diaries until I get it back so suffer.
So what did I do today?
Well, I got up, scratched my nuts and went to work to continue more of the same.
I came home, smoked up and had a beer. Two steps closer to the White House!
It is there where I will expedite my package to McAllen, Texas by Presidential Order.