On-site sensors have indicated the emergence of an eventuality some of us have feared for years: Daily Kos has slipped into a state of quantum entanglement that has blurred the Front Page with the Diary List.
More below the space-time fold.
We have placed a call to reknowned physicist Stephen Hawking's people for assistance, and are standing by.
In the interim, do not panic. In addition, please do not touch or lick anything on the blog, post meta/candidate/reactionary diaries, or engage in comment flame-outs, at least until hierarchical cohesion can be restored.
Also, please ignore this person standing at the front door as you exit.
Thank you for your patience.