The story of my life, my favorites are in third and fourth place. Shortly after Super Tuesday renders my primary vote almost entirely meaningless, I will push it on further into oblivion by selecting between John Edwards and Dr. Ron Paul.
Whatever happens, I MUST NOT WRITE IN ONE OF MY CATS! I mean, just imagine the field day republicans would have with accusations of barfing on valuables and missing the litter box. PS Also, let's not discuss hairball-gate, it's too painful.
John Edwards is my favorite among the Dems and Dr. Paul represents everything I ever found likable about the Repubs. I will soon have to pick one from the two and clearly both of them desperately need my vote. Please share your guidance and participate in meaninglessness via the possibly snarky poll.
PS The Paulites will find this via a search engine in a few hours and once again render it ever more meaningless by piling on Ron Paul votes... they always do!