No, seriously. It is. Obama supporters have made a persuasive argument that the only person who can keep Barack Obama from becoming President of the United States is former Senator John Edwards.
And how is John Edwards doing that? By having the temerity to actually run for President himself and against Barack Obama! Really! What a complete snake John Edwards is! Doesn't he know that Barack Obama is the only one who can beat Hillary Clinton? Why won't he put his country ahead of his personal ambitions and let Barack win?
In fact, Edwards is a perpetual also-ran who should just give in to the eventuality that is Barack Obama. All he is doing is giving hillary the lying you know what the nomination, and she is not Barack Obama!
If Barack Obama loses it will not be because of his inclusiveness of anti-gay activists like Donnie McLurkin, but John Edwards who cost the election.
If Barack Obama loses it will not be the half-measure "universal" health care plan he proposed, but John Edwards who cost him the election.
If Barack Obama loses it will not be the repeated votes to give George Bush the money for the Iraq War without any conditions, strings or oversight attached the the bills, but John Edwards who cost him the election.
If Barack Obama loses it will not be because the voters decided they liked another candidate more than him, but John Edwards who cost him the election.
If Barack Obama loses it will not be because he only has three years as a Senator and never ran an organization larger than a neighborhood civic organization, but John Edwards who cost him the election.
If Barack Obama loses it won't be because his campaign didn't convince enough people that he was the best candidate for the party and the country, but John Edwards who cost him the election.
Barack Obama's supporters want Barack Obama to be president of the United States, and therefore John Edwards should drop out of the nominating primaries and let Barack win.
Because, after all, Barack Obama can't win it on his own.