...then I'm going to hold my breath until I get my way!
I swear I'll do it! I'll hold my breath! You better listen to me! I'll do it! I'll hold my breath and I won't breath and I'll turn blue and you'll be sorry Kos!!!
No longer is this site a meeting place only for people who like things that smell like flowers, and people who are nice to each other, and people who's favorite website is icanhascheezburger.com - those kittens are so cute - but it can be once again.
In these times of trouble, we need to consider a new set of rules and regulations for the community to adhere to. No longer do we post in a safe community. Today, we have been infiltrated by an axis of bloggers who will stop at nothing to get their way - which is to inform us all about their respective candidates. They are all around us. They lurk with us, comment with us, and yes, they even blog with us. There could be a sleeper cell right in your very own home town.
My proposal is called the KOSTRIOT ACT and would give the moderators the necessary tools to be able to make us safe again. The basic tenets of the act are as follows:
- A digital fence will be built around the community, to keep out those pesky new unwanted bloggers.
- Those who desire to become new bloggers will now be required to commence a lengthy process of initiation to the website in which they are not allowed to bring over traits they've acquired from any previous blogging communities with which they may once have been involved.
- Current bloggers and all new bloggers will be screened regularly. Their emails will be read, phone calls listened in on, and a tiny camera will be placed in the opposite wall facing the toilet in their homes.
I believe these simple measures will make it possible for our leaders within the Kos community to defend our liberties.