We're laughing our asses off at the Liberte house! It seems that ol' Tucks (Carlson, Not the Hemorrhoid pad) has heard A TERRIFYING RUMOR! If Obama becomes president, he would "strongly consider" appointing John Edwards Attorney General!
My Gods...as Tucks (Carlson, not the hemorrhoid pad) says, "which would mean John Edwards would have lots of armed people under his authority"...He continues on to say that "all of us recognize that's a really bad idea". Mrs Liberte mentioned that knowing that Cheney shot a man in the face, maybe Tucks (Carlson, not the hemorrhoid pad) confused his Dick and his John.
He was saying this to Eugene Robinson, who was laughing before Tucks (Carlson, not the hemorrhoid pad) even got the question out! Said Eugene, "So, you're locking the doors and loading the shotguns?"
Tucks (need I say it again?) reply: "AS Waco proved, nobody is safe from the Justice Department, so, no, I'd have to take greater steps, like moving to Paraguay"!
Man, what a come back! It STINGS, I tell ya! Like...Like...a...Tucks (the hemorrhoid pad, not Carlson)
So, we're trying to figure out why Tucks (you know the routine by now) is so terrified of John Edwards having a gun; What that has to do with Waco; and who do we write to at MSNBC to suggest they move his show to Paraguay.
UPDATE!!!:Cabana Boy at 54%...Runs off with Bat Boy into the Paraguayan forest!