There, there, sheeple. Settle down. You still have choices.
Your carefully selected leaders at America-Corp have gone to great lengths, efficiently using your own compulsory donations, to provide you with the latest in capitulation technology. We understand that your first choice has great sentimental value to you, but as you have well learned from the fully independent telemedia, concerns for your safety no longer permit us to consider your dangerous sentiments in guiding our corporagovernmental policies.
We are certain that you will find our privately developed alternatives quite acceptable, and beneficial to the continued smooth operation of our shared cultural mandates.
You can and will be proud that our homeland security forces are fighting in several strategic locales today just to make these choices possible for you. Of course, you would never consider disparaging their "voluntary" sacrifices.
Please step forward to register your choice on the tamper-proof touch screen.
Choice one will gently convey you toward "going home" with a sudden serenity, but not before you are lulled into a peaceful passivity with a stunningly (oops, sorry about that adverb) realistic audio-visual simulation of the most beautiful natural world that modern technological mental re-structuring can re-create just for you.
Choice two allows you to gradually drain away the painful consciousness of your delusional view of this world as a cruel and viscous place. Laser-sharpened blades barely tickle your jowls, now tingling with the analgesic effects of the finest pharmacongressionally approved anesthetics, while the hypnotic sounds of gentle gurgling stir memories of that serene babbling brook in your childhood special place.
Or, for the more independent-minded among you, we provide a secure free-expression zone that allows you to take care of "inevitable matters" under your own power. Our team of no-bid, cost-plus contracted architects, experienced in the finest high-security "zoological" holding facilities throughout the civilized world, has constructed the most shock & awe-inspiring precipice since God (As in our God. You are a believer, right? It is compulsory.) created Angel Falls.
Cliff's that way, free-thinkers.
We at America-Corp know you understand that only we are qualified by carefully crafted executive directives to determine the range of choices that best benefit the world to which you have dedicated yourselves, and now must conform. We appreciate your input on these matters and always keep your most intimate thoughts on this and other matters on file for our future reference.
Thank you for your service. Please move along. We have a lot of choice participants to process today.