Can you believe our pootie diaries were called "cat porn"?
Yes, during last Saturday's bloodbath in the candidate diaries, two different posters disparagingly referred to our pootie diaries as "cat porn."
Pooties took instant note of such shocking rudeness! Within an hour I got emails from about 3000 pooties whose pictures have been posted in our lovely pootie diaries. Some of the pooties were distraught at being called "cat porn":
But others were spitting mad, and sent attachments with their emails. "Cat porn? We'll give 'em some real cat porn to complain about. If you don't post these pictures we'll quit and go to RedState. "
"Oh noes," I said. "Please don't make me post your cat porn pictures. This is a serious political blog, and I don't want to be associated with an x-rated diary. Post them yourselves."
"HISSSSSS! If you don't post our pictures, we'll all recommend each other's GBCW diaries and take over the Rec List."
"Oh noes," I replied. "What a disaster it would be if you hogged the Rec List and knocked important candidate diaries into oblivion! OK, OK, I'll post the damn pictures for you. But I gotta tell you, pooties, these pics don't do a thing for me."
Well, fellow Kossacks, that's the history behind this diary. Please move your innocent kittens away from the computer before reading further. Pooties claim this is the real XXX cat porn, and who am I to argue? But please, don't call our clever and creative pootie diaries "cat porn" again, or we'll be subjected to "Revenge of the Pooties, Part 2."
Sigh. Here are the pics they sent:
One of the pooties had a belated attack of modesty:
All of the other pooties wished to remain anonymous, but jbdigriz's pootie is proud to strut her stuff:
OK, pooties, I posted your pictures. Now we'll take a little poll and we're done, right? And don't send me any more emails with attachments!