If you're anything like me, your first thought upon reading the title of this diary was
But, being that we're the "big tent" party, I recognize that not everyone here is like me.
Maybe your first thought looked more liked this → or this →
It doesn't matter.
The point is ...
But before we get to the pie, I'd like to make one thing perfectly clear:
This is not 'Nam. There are rules.
If you go over the line, you're gonna get a zero.
That being said ...