(Courtesy of Ridikulous Rangerz News Service)
Life at the "Koswork Orange" has suddenly become more brutal, insiders say, as frontpager SusanG "Il Suce" has been promoted to Kos Jr. status.
In her terrifying orange-starred military uniform, Kos' new copilot drilled her terrified fellow frontpagers into attention, with the help of her stormtrooper "Repressive Rangers" squad. "mcjoan, put on that sunflower uniform! We're gonnah have a little SHOW here! ...Hunter, squeeze into that daisy costume, NOW!!
They don't call me the GARDENER for nothing!! HA HA HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA!!!
HAAAAAAA!!!"