This is going to be huge! On Facebook I am friends with Howard Dean. Yes, that Howard Dean. It's a huge privilege that he would select me out of all the schlubs out there, but I guess I am just that amazingly special.
As a result of my incredibly special Facebook relationship with Howard Dean, I am able to tell when he takes just about any important action in the Facebook world. And, today, Howard Dean, the Chairman of the Democratic Party of the United States chose to ... wait for it ... leave the Santa Clara Democrats!
He just left the group, deciding they weren't worth his Facebook time anymore! It's a massive slap in the face, and one that will reverberate throughout the party.
Will their delegates count? Or will Howard Dean scrap them just like he did with Florida and Michigan!
And what of Chris Stampolis, a superdelegate from Santa Clara? Will he, a Clinton support, be tossed out and unseated at convention?
Frankly, I think this is a Howard Dean plot to disenfranchise not only the voters of Santa Clara and Chris Stampolis specifically, but also to throw the election to Barack Obama! After all, Obama put on the hard sell but Stampolis stared him down and stood his ground for Clinton:
After meeting Clinton several times over the years, and getting a call from Albright, Stampolis endorsed Clinton after the Iowa caucuses. That didn't stop the Obama camp from trying to change his mind. Sen. Kerry called Stampolis on Obama's behalf, as he did with Mulholland.
"I politely said I was very grateful for him being our party's standard-bearer four years ago, but I politely told him I had already endorsed Sen. Clinton," Stampolis said.
I guess being polite isn't enough for Howard Dean and the Obama folks, is it? They can't win the election fair and square, so they have to cheat and use Facebook groups to do it!
The evidence is clear that there is a conspiracy to keep Hillary out of the White House. And Howard Dean and his Facebook membership are at the center of it all.
BREAKING