Rock Obama – A play on the latter part of Barack’s name often used by his supporters who think he is just that damn cool. A versatile phrase that can be used in a direct, newsy way such as "Rock Obama just swept the Potomac" or in a laid back, more meaningful way such as one might expect Owen Wilson to say it. "Rock Obama, man." Clinton supporters might reference this phrase but only in the context that he is hard to move out of the way.
Michelle O’ –Michelle Obama’s adopting of the Jackie O’ fashion sense with a mocha twist and ripped biceps.
ObamaMama – Used to describe women jumping up and down at a rally like they’re at a Rolling Stones concert, much to the delight of the toddlers strapped onto them. They will often travel in packs equipped with sippy cup holders on the back of their campaign signs.
MamaBama – Not to be confused with ObamaMama, this is Obama’s grandmother, living in Africa, whose photo was widely circulated prior to Super Tuesday. It was reported that Ann Coulter was standing in the background of the photo, but this was a mistake as it was only a scrawny chicken. Rumor has it the chicken is now on the ‘no fly’ list.
Barack Hussein Osama – An incorrect spelling or pronunciation of Barack Obama’s name by representatives of conservatives who use it as a tool to try to convince their faithful that Obama might be either Osama Bin Laden’s second cousin or Saddam Hussein’s secret love child. The willing victim comes to believe both after repeated exposure, leaving them immune to the symptoms of Limbauism. * (See below).
Limbauism – A terrible disease that consists of shaking with rage, using profanity, and mild gastrointestinal upset that occurs after realizing that one of the most illogical and misinformed men on the planet actually has a national audience. There is no cure for Limabauism, but one can develop immunity by repeatedly viewing Fox News Network.
Barackstock – One has ‘Barackstock" when one finds themselves investing a good amount of time checking poll numbers obsessively in hopes that the ‘stock’ has gone up. Barackstock holders often have every polling site book marked, the Daily Kos as their home page, and if a schoolteacher in Wisconsin decides she wants to vote for Hillary they scour the Internet in hopes of finding someone in Wisconsin that’s in support of their candidate to 'balance things out'. They also have almost continual contact with Barackbrokers.
Barackbrokers – The no holds barred number crunchers that have delegate counts neatly organized in a spreadsheet by county, and keep track of super delegate votes in their blackberrys. Barackbrokers exist mostly on Caffeine and sugar and can be detected in the crowd by their occasional outbursts of "He’s broadening his base in Ohio!!! Oh God, YES!"
Hillarities – The funny way in which Clinton supporters will insist that she is the only candidate able to take on the Republicans by proclaiming their candidate is more experienced and generally has better policies. It has been known to cause outburst of laughter within Obama circles. This term shouldn’t be confused with Hillaritis.
Hillaritis – When you’ve become so obsessed with defending Hillary Clinton against Obamamaniacs that the mere mention of poll numbers send you into a three-page rant about respect within the Democratic Party and perhaps poems about how she’s succeeded in spite of possessing a vagina.
Barry – The name people use for Barack to make him sound more ‘American’. People who call him Barry often do so in hopes that the less intellectual voters among us might think this is his actual name and therefore put away the fiery ‘He might be a TERRORIST" stick they have behind their backs. Example, "Barry is really up in the polls this week! Or a southern favorite, "Good Ole’, Barry!"
Barattes Syndrome – When you find yourself inexplicably singing Barack Obama’s praises at the most inappropriate of times, like your great aunt Edna’s funeral or your annual Obgyn visit.
O’Hoochies – Those within the ranks of his supporters who have developed more than a political crush on the much loved candidate. These folks will have custom made leather pants with his name embroidered on them and tattoos of his face inked on their backs. They will profess their love of him in ways that clearly have no degree of relevance for a presidential primary, but instead want to fulfill their dreams of becoming his next baby mama. Examples; Scarlet Johansson. It is generally frowned upon to be an O’Hoochie and also a risky endeavor; see Michelle O’s biceps.
Barackabilly – The redneck who claims to be a conservative independent, has a Ron Paul bumper sticker on the back of his 1989 Ford pickup, but secretly votes for Barack Obama.
Bro'mentum – The power Barack Obama has to get even the laziest of voters to turn off CSI and head to the polls in the middle of an ice storm. Bro'mentum has even been known to revive the occasional ‘Dead Voter’, someone who is still very much alive but terminally inconvenienced by the idea of actually doing anything civically responsible.
O’ Factor – The O’ factor is used to describe the exclamation that leaves one’s mouth upon realizing that your opponent has been endorsed by Oprah Winfrey. Example; "Oh, F@#$!" This is not to be confused with endorsement by Bill O’Reilly although one might utter a similar sentiment upon this gruesome discovery.
IANARB syndrome – The disease in which anyone who is opposed to Obama feels they must preface every argument against him with "I am not a racist, but..."
Bama Back Scratchers – The politically ambitious ‘endorser' who goes out of their way to make a public speech on the virtues of their (current) favorite candidate. This might include the Clinton campaign switcher who realizes after the Potomac primaries that the book they wrote on the "Psychological Disorders Behind Men Who Cheat With Whiny Women and the Strong Women Who Stick By Them," might not get them that coveted appointment in the Clinton Administration after all.
ShoutOut Folk – The guy or girl behind the CNN anchor who is covering the campaign that holds up signs and cries out "Happy Birthday, Mama!". The ShoutOut Folk are also fond of peace signs and bobbing back and forth in front of the camera in a rhythmic way.
Maverick Delusion Disease – A series of hot flashes causing an otherwise rational person to decide that voting for John McCain makes more practical sense than say, driving your family off a cliff. This can be brought on by frequent visits to the Free Republic forums or simply by staring too long at the Pop-Pop fuzz coming out of his ears. Some might conclude this desire to vote for McCain can be likened to ‘Bro'mentum’ but he isn’t reviving dead voters, although they mostly look like they’ll get there soon enough.
Obamamaniac - A person who has been following the election like their life depended on it, staying up late to watch polls, wearing Obama merchandise, and using their kids treasured nap time to write up political satire.
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Obamacans - Republicans who cross over and vote for Obama. You can recognize them by their red shoes. (mentioned by atlliberal)
Barackafeller Republicans - The big ‘pimpin’ voters that Pat Buchanen is ticked off at because they have money and by all means should be voting Republican. (thanks to neil)
Obamathon--organized money/donation bombs sometimes putting Obama’s security team on high alert as they are often hurled at him in wads of change from desperate voters. (thanks to djolfs)
Obamanation—What the Republicans say will happen to the country if he is elected, mostly consisting of rants like everyone being forced to give jobs to people of various colors and children being covered under good healthcare. The horror. ((thanks to djolfs)
Obamamentum, Obamentum, Omentum--various ways to describe his momentum although the name is being considered to market a brand of refreshingly minty chewing gum. (thanks to djolfs)
GObama—A favorite chant of three year olds everywhere. People who aren't familiar with the phrase believe the children are supporting a long awaited comeback for the Alabama State Football Team (thanks to djolfs)
O'Bama--for Irish supporters, or people who are just too damn lazy to Google his name. (thanks to djolfs)
ObamaBaba – Counterparts to the Obama Mamas, but more subdued, choosing instead to carry their sippy cups in their coat pockets and only jumping up and down when all the other dudes are doing it. (thanks to djolfs)
Feel free to add on. It’s all in good fun! :D