Unattributed and unconfirmed reports on WeHateLibs.com prove that Hillary Clinton has a plan to steal the nomination by making Mars our 51st state. They quote an unnamed "senior campaign guy" as saying, "Hillary has a natural advantage with the alien vote, after all, conservatives compare her to The Wicked Wish of the West whose green complexion matches theirs. Especially Rush, whose radio show is number 2 in that market right after Zontar the Magnificent."
The report goes on to say that in a bizarre Byzantine move Senator Clinton will invite the Martian’s fleet of UFOs to land in Denver during the convention, claiming "coincidence." Some of these, especially the Death Stars, will be big enough to qualify for statehood, which her surrogates and shills will use to argue that they should be seated at the convention. Committee members who don’t agree will be replaced by pods.
An even-more-unnamed spokesman for the Obama campaign registered a strong protest. "Everyone knows men are from Mars and women from Venus, which proves how out of touch the Clinton campaign is." The spokesman also noted that many flying saucers are actually from the hollow earth and their drivers, "...are more interested in cattle mutilation and anal probing than politics."