All of you people are a bunch of {Obama-loving trolls; petulant little spoiled brats; woman hating mysogonists - and that includes you, Elise!}.
Barack Obama can not win the general election because {he's Black and America is racist; he's too young; he's a Plutonian cyborg designed to prepare the Earth for attack}.
The Republicans will tear Obama apart like {a lion eating a wildebeast; a rabid raccoon ripping at a garbage can; psycho liberal eating deep-fried White Castles}.
Granted, most of the polls say that Obama beats McCain head-to-head, over and above Hillary. And that Hillary's negatives are much higher. And Obama's 50-state strategy shows a much more competent campaign than any candidate in recent memory. And most logical people would agree that Obama has a strong legislative record.
BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS because I AM WILLFULLY IGNORANT!!!! Obama is nothing but an empty suit!!!
Barack {Obama; Osama} will let the terrists win because he {is named after Saddam Hussein; is one of "those people"; will spend too much time getting tender with his hot, America-hating wife}.
I am bitter because {anyone who doesn't support Clinton hates women; people under the age of 40 should have no say in politics; by definition no "Real Democrat" can support Hussein Obama; The media is unfair - where's the Rezko outrage?!}.
If Barack Obama is the nominee, I will {vote for McCain; vote for Nader; repeatedly watch Hillary4uandme and sob}.
In conclusion {Leave Hillary Alone!, Rot in hell you Obamabot pigs, I am smarterz than youze, suck it!!!!!}.
And, oh, Fuck hope.