We need a good characature of John Sydney McCain. Problem is that it's hard to characature somebody who's a a cartoon figure already but this is what I came up with. Meet J.Sydney McBush the Irrelephant
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Just like his paramour Sydney the Elephant, Sydney McBush the Irrelephant is is always charging around like a bull in a china shop, making one foolish remark after another, running one direction one moment , then charging around the other direction the next.
"Just on big jerk oughtta do it MR RINO"
Who is that loudmouth jackass there?
Maverick is the name.
taking us to war to who knows where,
Stuck in a rut campaigning,
Bombast is his game.
Quick to pull the trigger on his gun.
Maverick is the name.
Wild as the hair up in his ass ,
Crowing with abandon,
Everyone else to blame
discaimer: No real elepants were harmed in the making of theis diary but a couple of assholes got really torqued