Hillary Clinton is apparently a BIG fan of Saturday Night Live. So, she should remember Tommy Flanagan, the President of Pathological Liars Anonymous. You remember Tommy -- he was married to Morgan Fairchild. Served as a three star general in Vietnam. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Hillary is now going around saying that her "vast" foreign policy experience includes bringing peace to Northern Ireland, and solving the refugee crisis in Kosovo: "You know, I was involved for 15 years in, you know, foreign policy and security policy. You know, I helped to bring peace to Northern Ireland. I negotiated open borders to let fleeing refugees into safety from Kosovo." Only its not true.
Next she'll be telling us she was driving the tank that Boris Yeltsin was standing on outside the Russian Parliament. And she's won the Nobel Peace price. And ended apartheid in South Africa. Yeah, that's the ticket.
C'mon Hillary. Its okay to get help. Your pals from Saturday Night Live can tell you where to look. Ask for Tommy Flanagan. Unfortunately, though, he might make you tell the truth -- that your main foreign policy accomplishment was helping to launch the Iraq War.