Hello, let me introduce myself. I am Mr. Forest. I am important to our political ecosystem. All of the trees you keep perseverating on, and bumping into are fine and dandy. But, I am the real deal.
Just to let you know, the Democratic primary (tree number 1) is not the general election. That would be me (i.e. the Forest).
And, I don't mean to jolt you into looking up, or anything, but your main opponent, John Sydney McCain, is now being formally advised by the most hated and ruthless political operative of our generation: Karl Rove.
Sorry to interrupt with that news. Go back to calling each other "Ken Starr" and "Monsters," and whining about this attack or that attack. Or, (ironically) calling each other "Rovian."
But the whole reason we are having a Democratic primary in the first place is to put a Democrat in the White House. And John Sydeny McCain [what white man names their son Sydney, anyway? Sheesh!] just established a working relationship with the guy who put George W. Bush there twice.
That is all.
Signed,
The Forest.