I'm sure many of you here in this community were as astonished as I was to learn of some of the heretofore unknown accomplishments of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
From her instrumental work in bringing peace to Northern Ireland, to her work in assisting Kosovo refugees. it's clear that this lady has been hiding her lamp under a bushel these past years.
With that in mind, I took it upon myself to find what other unheralded accomplishments the Democratic party's current frontrunner has been hiding from us.
Join me after the break for my list of the Top Ten Unheralded Accomplishments Of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
- Worked closely with Officer Krupke to negotiate truce between the Sharks and the Jets.
- You don’t hear a peep out of the Hatfields and the McCoys lately, do you? ‘Nuff said.
- She put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. She did not, however, put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong.
- Gave invaluable assistance to Justin Timberlake as he endeavored to safely but expeditiously bring sexy back.
- Remember when Coca-Cola changed their formula so it tasted more like Pepsi and people hated it and were all like “We want our Coke back” and they were all like “We can’t admit our mistake” and then they brought it back under the name Classic Coke and then like after a few years when nobody was looking they quietly stopped making the new Coke entirely? Who do you think came up with that solution Chester?
- She can make the gray skies blue. She can make it rain, whenever she wants it to.
- Was married to a guy who was governor for awhile, and then was president for awhile. Can Abe Lincoln say that?
- Remember when Frank Sinatra reunited Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin? Well that was Hillary in a Frank Sinatra mask.
- Brought a peaceful resolution to the bloody “Tastes Great!/Less Filling!” wars of the 1980s.
And the number one unheralded accomplishment of Hillary Rodham Clinton:
- Delivered the presidency to the Republicans in 2008.