Hey what happened? We lost that Mississippi voting thread from the recommended list. Where are the crackheads who want to hear every obscure rumor about how the Mississippi primary is going?
Don't folks want to hear about how someone's hairdressers third cousin is a dittohead who crossed over to vote Hillary in the 3rd CD? I know I do! Come on folks--Let's have the reports of how the other three people in line with you were of a certain demographic and that therefore the election is going a certain way! I want polling reports that cause crazed Kossers to go to Wikipedia and research the demographics of tiny towns in Mississipi! I want rumors of early exit polls that are leaked onto some obscure blog! I want wild predictions of every variety! What's wrong, are people exhausted by the long primary season, or are they sure that Barack is winning this one, or are they looking forward to Pennsylvania or something? Doesn't everyone know that a pot doesn't boil until it's watched? Watch that pot baby, watch that pot! Blog Mississipi!