Number 10
Too disruptive to have Vice President Clinton introducing articles of impeachment every week.
Number 9
Right now, Obama is busy going around the country saying "Jeremiah who?".
Number 8
Would ruin plans for new reality show: "Vice Presidential Idol"
Number 7
Heard that Clinton plans to print "The REAL White House" on VP stationery.
Number 6
Doesn't want Bill hanging around Oval Office telling war stories about the private study.
Number 5
Still hoping Beyonce will reconsider.
Number 4
Afraid Clinton will keep barging into the bedroom to answer the phone when it rings at 3 am.
Number 3
Bill Richardson keeps giving Obama his "sad puppy dog" look.
Number 2
Couldn't get Jerry Springer's bouncer to attend Cabinet meetings to sit between Clinton and Samantha Powers.
And the Number One reason:
Secret Service threatens to quit if they have to watch Taylor Marsh 24 hours a day.