The U.S. Navy in its infinite wisdom promises that Lt. Cmdr. Rebecca Dickinson will never "wear her uniform again in the service of our country." "Service" is perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, as Dickinson's offense involves moonlighting as a call girl for the D.C. Madam. Which begs the question: If the Navy discharged every sailor who had been to a whorehouse, just how many would they have left?