I have a Flag Pin.
I will wear it now, daily.
Here is a picture of my Flag Pin. An’t she a beaut?
Opps. Sorry that was Larry Craig. But he is wearing a Flag Pin. Hang on a minute...
Here. Here it is. Here is my Flag Pin:
My flag pin makes me Patriotic. My Flag Pin shows what a Great American I am. My American Flag Pin is made in Communist China. How cool is that? All the way over "there" (where ever "there" is).
See here is a picture of the American Flag.
Now here is my Flag Pin again:
Good resemblance is it not? Damn, I am a good American. I could be better though. I could get a Support Our Troops Magnet, but that might just make me ready for Public Office and I am just not ready for that.
But back to my Flag Pin. Apparently my Flag Pin can do wonders I didn’t know about. I didn’t know that it was so important really until tonight.
My magical Flag Pin will keep my Son out of Iraq and bring our soldiers home safe.
My flag pin will give our Soldiers all the rest, care and benefits they need. My flag pin will insure that all Soldiers will always get the best equipment available and not some inferior stuff just because it has a "relationship" with another Flag Pin and owes it a favor. No, my Flag Pin would not do that.
My Flag pin will keep a gallon of Milk lower than $3.00 while at the same time keep my tank full of gallons of gas at a reasonable price. My Flag Pin will lower food prices.
My Flag Pin. MY FLAG PIN.
My Flag Pin will keep me warm. My Flag Pin will keep our gas bill low so we can turn the heat on.
My Flag Pin will find alternative energy for all. My Flag Pin will do all it can to stop Global Warming.
My Flag Pin will bring jobs back to America. My Flag Pin is neat. Neat as a Flag Pin.
My Flag Pin will stop Torture. My Flag Pin will restore Habeas Corpus. My Flag pin will not surge. My Flag Pin will stop Foreclosures and help those who lost their homes. My Flag Pin will put food on the table by giving everyone a living wage.
My Flag Pin will give me Universal Health Care. And not just me, my Flag Pin will give it to you to.
My Flag Pin is not above the law. My Flag Pin knows war crimes when it sees them. Now that is some Flag Pin.
My Flag Pin will not start a war with Iran. My Flag Pin is smart.
My Flag Pin will bring back another quaint idea called "Journalism". Look it up. It was a cool practice.
My Flag Pin doesn't care if you ever wear a Flag Pin.