...scribbled on note cards in the ABC prep-room:
Senator Obama, Senator Clinton has said that if SHE were a member of Reverand Wright's church and SHE had heard him say those terrible things, SHE would have gone all Terminator on his ass.
Why did YOU not go all Terminator on his ass?
Senator Obama, in 1993 you got change at a tollbooth from a man who was later discovered to have killed a dozen people.
My question... why did you MURDER those poor people?!?
Senator Obama, have you always been this black and is it possible that you might get blacker sometime in the future?
Senator Obama, when did you start hating mature white women?
Senator Obama, who in your campaign might one day say something like, "I hate America so much that I hope it is eaten my a giant sea serpent"?
Senator Obama, where were you at 1:19PM on September 4th, 1988 and can you prove that you are not responsible for any of the hideous things that may have happened on that day?
Senator Obama, why do you only get the support of voters who don't count and how and when do you plan to eventually woo the really important voters who voted for Senator Clinton?
Obama... is that a Jewish name?
Senator Obama, its long been known that black items soak up heat, while white objects reflect heat. Given this well-accepted scientific fact... is it possible that you're the REAL cause of global warming? Hmmmmmm?
Senator Obama, what's 5 times 11 minus 2 divided by .06 multiplied by the square root of the average length of tiger tooth?
Now, Senator Clinton... why do you look so beautiful tonight?
A follow up, Senator Obama, why have you not invented a time machine or a method for cold fusion?
Senator Obama, did you own slaves?
Senator Obama, can you prove you were never a crustacean?
Senator Obama, what have you done, not done, thought about doing, thought about not doing, or thought about thinking about not doing that might give the Superdelegates a reason to overturn the popular vote?