I am trying hard to get over the ABC Debate Debacle. It is difficult....
But Stephanopolous needs our help. He enlisted Hannity for question suggestions but I know we can do better. After all, that is all we do here,: question, with side orders of innuendo and toppings of snark.
I should have had breakfast this morning.
Suggestions below.
Hannity is a lightweight. He knows nothing. If George had really tried, he could have come up with something more pertinent. I am sure he remembers his own defense of Bill Clinton.
I have suggested a few questions, that I, as a concerned American, would like to see McCain answer.
Are you suffering from PTSD?
Do you think that your PTSD will affect your performance as a Commander-in-chief?
Why won't you support the 21st Century G.I. Bill?
Do you think your temper poses any problem for you in this election?
Are your fits of "Rage" under control now?
Are you taking any medication to control your rage?
How is your wife, Cindy, handling her prescription drug problem?
Do you think you are more patriotic than George Bush?
Are you more patriotic than Dick Cheney?
Is it proper for a married man with children to have an affair with another woman?
Tell us why you called Cindy, your wife, a "c*nt" in public?
Do you regret using that word? If you could do it over, how would you handle that episode?
How do you feel about the Reverend Haggee and his calling the Catholic Church a "wh*re"?
Do you intend to be Baptised now that you have changed churches? Are you planning a full-immersion style baptism?
Why have you decided to become a Baptist after being an Episcopalian
all your life? What attracted you to the Baptist faith? How has it fulfilled you when your Episcopalian beliefs could not?
Is it possible to be a member of a Baptist church when you have not been baptised?
If you become President, you will be the only President, other than Grant, who is not baptised. Will that have any effect on your Presidency?
Do you feel that your calling Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwell "agents of intolerance" had anything to do with your losing the nomination in 2000?
How well do you know Charles Keating? Why did you intervene on his behalf?
Did the fact that he had donated $112,000 to you in the 80s have anything to do with your intervention?
Are you a friend of Joseph (Joe Bananas) Bonano, head of the New York Crime Family? Why did you send him a Birthday Card and send your "regrets" for not attending his Birthday Party in 1995?
Are you more Patriotic than Charles Keating or Joe Bonano?
How do you feel about Leonardo DiCaprio today? Are you friends?
How wide is your stance? Are you friends with Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Bob Allen or any other gay Republicans?
Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shiite today?
Is al Qaeda in Iraq controlled by Osama bin Laden's Al Qaeda?
Would you "bomb, bomb, bomb Iran"?
Are you a hunter? How many guns do you own? Do you go hunting? What is your favorite game? Ducks or quail? Has Dick Cheney ever asked you to go hunting with him?
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And give George some help on framing the question that people want to hear!
Suggest more questions in your comments below! I have already emailed mine.