Okay Mojokossians this is a hijack. Drop your keyboards. I've had it up to HERE with all this comity and Kum-bah-yahsity. It's time to introduce Leer's and Sneers
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My gemstone is jade.
My eyebrow has a permanent arch worthy of Mr. Spock.
Even my mom tiptoes past me.
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Leers to Rachel Maddow for putting a bee so far up Joe Scarborough's butt you could see the honey running out Joe's ears
Sneers to ABC and Wink Stephanopolus for being ignoramouses about proper debate questioning
Leers to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for having the courage to go on Stephen Colbert showing the world that the two can play fair and have sack. That's right - Hillary has sack.
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Sneers to Wisconsin Public Radio guest host John Munson for not letting me question their guests on the Week in Review program about the revelation from 9 days ago that Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, John Ashcroft, George Tenet, and Condoleeza Rice authorized torture because it wasn't current enough.
Leers to Barack Obama for showing that he got game when it comes to basketball
Leers to Jimmie Carter for having the sack to speak with Hamas instead of following the script from 60+ years of failed diplomacy. Now called the roadmap to peace by Bush, the man who couldn't find his ass with two hands he's so full of shit.
Sneers to Bush for dickin' around for 7 years on glabal warming and acting like he made an important declaration