Just saw this job opportunity. Would you apply? Would any sane person apply?
Job Opportunity. Four year position to head the world's largest and most powerful organization. Too late to apply for 2008 position but 2012 position applications are open.
To apply. Paperwork must be started by 2009. The application process will begin in 2010. Applicants are expected to spend several months based in Iowa. In 2011 the entire year will be spent in vigourous application process throughout the country. Should expect about 18 hours of work a day, with no weekends off.
No salary will be granted as part of this application process.
Review Process. Your application will be reviewed on TV and radio 24/7. We will spread mud all over you like a spa treatment. Applicants should be prepared to have every word they have ever uttered carefully dissected.
Privacy. As part of the application process your right to privacy will be eliminated. All federal documents such as passports will be examined for public scrutiny. Your personal life will be an important consideration in our decision. We will interview all your friends and relatives to uncover any possible dirt. We do offer a generous vacation package but we will videotape your every move when you are on vacation.
Fine Print. Unfortunately due to geopolitical conditions, several million people will try to kill you if you get this job. We have a crack security team that will encase you and your family in a security bubble everywhere you move, for the rest of your life. Nothing is perfect though.
Equal Opportunity Statement. Minorities and women are encouraged to apply, although we note that none have ever actually been hired in the past. Frankly we would rather have a white guy.