There’s this couple in the neighborhood. They’re very nice and everyone likes them. Their house is well-maintained and their yard is very neat. They are both professionals and are reserved and quiet. Their children are respectful and well-behaved.
One night, there’s a neighborhood cocktail party. She has a little too much to drink and starts talking about the other men, now very successful, that she dated in college. When he tries to quiet her, she gives him a cold stare and mentions the affair he once had.
Angered and tipsy, he counters with her ambivalence toward his physical needs. She mocks his manhood and taunts him with a reminder of the financial bailouts from her father. He calls her "a drunk" and announces his intention to send her back to The Betty Ford Clinic. She stuns the party with an f-word-laced invective.
As the other guests stand in paralyzed silence, he drags her home, across the street and everyone hopes the morning will come without a visit from the police.
The host breaks the tension in the room, "I’m so shocked," he said, "I never knew Barack and Hillary were having problems."