I was at work all day. Stressed out of my freakin mind by all sorts of nonsense.
My job sucks because they're not giving me the promotion I wanted, and instead want to make me take a promotion I don't want at all (undesirable location, undesirable pay, undesirable EVERYTHING, basically).
All sorts of family related shit and personal life related shit.
Thusly, as I just got back from the bar....(good times)......
...and rather than write a substantive, intelligent and brilliant diary (which I really wouldn't do anyway), I give you this:
It's Saturday night. Let's kick back and relax!
THE BLAZ'S FUN DIARY.
Whatever. Open thread, pootie pics, movie / music suggestions, anything. I'm bored, tired, crabby, and need some fun.
"MAN VS. WILD" vs. "SURVIVORMAN."
For those who don't know, these are two "survivor" style reality shows.
Man vs. Wild.
Survivorman.
You can choose your favorite, but unless you chose "Survivorman," you were wrong.
Come on!
Les Stroud vs. Bear Grylls. One man vs. one man + his camera crew. One man alone for 7 days vs. one man with his camera crew who sometimes chills in a "case camp."
No contest. Les Stroud kicks Bear Grylls' ass.
Worst Steven Seagal Movie.
This is an extremely tough decision. I came home from the bar one night not too long ago and walked into my house to find my father laughing his ass off, and my mother chuckling. I glanced at the TV as I said "What are you watching?"
He responded with "The worst Steven Seagal movie EVER."
I obviously conveyed some skepticism, as nearly all of his movies are worthy contenders for such a title.
He responded with: "This is the one where he's in a coma for like seven years."
I'll admit, I didn't have a good response for that one, but come on. The Glimmer Man? Can we really deny the utter shittiness of such a fiasco? Although I admit, Hard to Kill brought the phrase "What a horrible fucking movie" to unforeseen heights.
MISCELLANEOUS POOTIE PICS
MORTAL ENEMIES....
And finally, perhaps my favorite picture that I've found lately:
Use this as whatever you people want. Have fun with it, mojo and pooties, recipes, whatever.
The fun's on me.