What's this pri...mar...y that everyone keeps talking about? I live in Indiana's state capitol. I haven't seen 80 dozen or so TV ads, I haven't had a good half dozen people or so come to my house, and I haven't had anyone call my house interrupting my Countdown viewing or my dinner. I have no idea what all the signs in people's yards are about, either. So, you all keep living in an alternate universe, and I'm going to finish my cabin in the swamp, my bridge to no where, and call Santa and the Easter Bunny to see if we're still on for dinner when Hades freezes over. Let the Countdown musings begin!
#5 "Biggest Prize Yet" – Here goes Senator Clinton again. I’m going to die if I vote for Senator Obama tomorrow?! Crap, I don’t have a will or anything! I don’t think hubby has a will, either. I guess we’re both up a poop creek without a paddle. There’s Senator Bayh again. I wonder how much he’s sweating tonight? He has, I think, staked his political future on her fortunes. Keith said the "m" word again! Icky!! AAAaaUUUuuuGGGgggHHHHhh! My brain hurts! The whole idea of "super" delegates should be "committed" to the ashcan of history – PLEASE! Senator Clinton is favored in Kentucky?! I guess they fear "the black guy" more than "the woman" in my neighboring state to the south.
#4 "New Metrics" – Keith’s intro reminded me of the classic Bugs Bunny cartoon where, after several faulting "victories" over the big orange shaggy thing, our hero re-, re-, re- exits through the side door stage right. Too funny...I may be up for some good ‘ol Bugs Bunny after tomorrow. Just how sure are we that TurdBlossom isn’t working for Senator Clinton? This scenario sounds way too TurdBlossomy for my comfort. Fudge, Keith just told me I don’t count.
BUSHED!- "Electrocution-Gate" How ‘bout those KBR boys?! I guess Keith read some DailyKos this past weekend, huh? "The Buck Stops Nowhere-Gate" Who the frak is expecting honesty from Rummy? But, he did inspire Keith’s first "special comment." "Chutzpah-Gate" And, here’s Richard Pearle. How can he be expected to keep track of all those wrong op-eds? He was wrong so many times about so many things!
**What’s so special about music on a leaf? You can do the same thing with a tissue and a comb. That doggie looks as big as me! You won’t ever see a kitty do something silly like that.**
#3 "Double Talk Express" – Isn’t it a shame when neocons can’t keep their stories straight – much less neocons from the same state?! There’s "our" Matt Taibbi!! All right! Poor Senator McCentury is just having another senior moment in forgetting his role in his efforts to get English as the official language. Senator McCentury talks with "senior White House officials" every day?! OK...we need this information with the picture of "the hug" in every DNC ad between now and November.
WPITW – The Dussey family should not be allowed to reproduce – ever! When will the Times fire Bill Kristol? "The comedian" has women trouble? I guess that explains the Viagra!
#1 "Harold & Kumar Escape from Gitmo" – I may have to go see this. Morgan Spurlock, of SuperSize Me! and 30 Days fame, has made a movie due out this summer called Where’s Osama? I CANNOT WAIT to see that! If we don’t laugh at ourselves at some point, we will all just scream and not leave our houses. Kal Penn just got himself on the "no fly" list for saying you can be patriotic and not agree with your government.