Obama people, I know some of you are extending your hand in peace, but you better watch out. It's gonna get bitten.
Her testicular fortitude failed to drop and Carville's cojones were shrunk by some voodoo magic. Ouch!
Beware. Carville promises a "knife fight". Clinton's aides will bring on a nuclear option in Michigan and Florida.
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She's NOT QUITING. Hillary's website has changed the magic number of
delegate and plans to fight to the end no matter what obstacle.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
My friend, a Hillary diehard, plans to stick with her because she rather vote for "a woman with horns, than a man with a halo." Besides it's "her turn".
Hillary will sink the Democratic party like the Titanic. She'll wrap the rope, drop the anchor and take her supporters, Obama's supporters and the Democratic party to the abyss. Watch her do a Lieberman and claim she's an Independent.
Will Durst was right.
Brazenly defying logic, momentum, expectations, poll numbers, gravity, and the old wives advice not to venture into the water within an hour of eating, Hillary Clinton unaccountably still lives. She’s like one of those zombies you shoot and stab and knock upside the head with a nail-studded two-by-four dipped in some rare, poisonous South American giant-toad secretion. And she just keeps coming at you. Slowly she turns. Inch by inch. Step by step. I don’t know if she sold her soul to the devil or Bill had unnatural congress with a Voodoo Queen or the voters in Texas and Ohio were subjected to subliminal messages in their cereal ads or what. Perhaps she’s just plucky.
I do know this must be frustrating as hell for Barack Obama, who has to be imploring the gods (none Muslim, as far as I know) for a hint of exactly what it’s going to take to put this soulless banshee permanently down. Decapitation, a silver bullet in the ear or wooden stake through the heart; but even then he’d best be advised not to turn his back on the remains. Because every time he straightens up, brushes off and looks directly into the camera reaching out to take the Democratic damsel triumphantly in his arms, Hillary’s
face pops up behind him with an evil gleam in her eye and some superdelgate entrails hanging out of her mouth, stretching out both hands for his neck. She walks the earth as one of the undead.
To add insult to injury, in her morning-show victory tour the day after convincing the electorate in both must-win states that she was most ready to straddle the fence on Day One, the junior senator from New York strongly hinted she’d be willing to share the ticket with the junior senator from Illinois. Of course who would be on top is still up for debate. But isn’t that pretty much true in every relationship? And to say that each side believes their candidate deserves to head the ticket is surprising in the same way as discovering vampires think daytime is overrated.
Let's gather the pitchforks, the torches and the silver bullets. Call Van Helsing cause we're gonna need all the help we can get.