Listen O'Reilly, I'm the one that posted the now infamous Jenna/Iraq Wedding Pictures and you put Markos's picture up on the damn TV. Don't you know how this site works? Hey, don't yell at me; I'm not a teleprompter, ok? The guy wasn't even in the country when this diary was posted, yet you flashed his picture not mine. Next time I want my mug up on the screen not his, ok? Here's a nice shot of me; it’s got my name on it and everything:
Hey, don't gloat. So you nailed it, the site is a cesspool of hate controlled by yours truly. So why is my username inspired by Jewish composer Gustav Mahler you ask? Well first of all, I save my inflammatory posts for this username so they'll blame it on them Jew-boys. But let me 'splain something to you Bill; you know how they called Lon Chaney "The Man of a Thousand Faces?" Well, I'm "The Man of a Hundred Thousand Kos Usernames."
If it doesn't have Markos's name on the diary/comment, it's either mine or my cousins':
You thought that they were just characters on a southern themed TV show; well you were wrong about that weren't you. Me and my Klan friends got my cousins on TV. Why do think the Dukes' car was called "The General Lee"; decorated with the stars and bars. I've got Luke, Bo, Daisy, and even old Jesse helping me with all the comments and diaries over here at Kos. So listen; next time you or one of your minions want to cherry pick a comment or diary off the site make sure to get my picture up there. By the way, I've got a new book coming out. It a little thing I wrote for children not unlike your book, "The Factor for Kids." It's called, "The Protocols of the Younger Zion." Mind if I come on the show and promote it? Hey it was just a thought; it would go along a way towards patching things up between us.
Whew, it's getting hot in here; let me take off my hood. Now let me get back to my diaries and my comments; Time’s short and I've got to start rec'ing this post up the list. G'day.